Serving Punt Podcast

Will they be able to kiss each other? If not, NOT INTERESTED

Coming next week: SAINTS and RAVENS to appeal to Catholics and devil-worshippers alike. Happy Halloweenmas

I have never laughed so much at someone's absolute tale of woe. Join Punty as I talk Detroit Lions, waifu pillows, cheez its, and pineapples with @asypniew.bsky.social !

And ICP!

Just recorded my first podcast! Stay tuned to @servingpunt.bsky.social to hear the agony, and the more agony of being a Lions fan. There's death, paralysis, felony kidnapping, and fax machines.

Has your romantic partner or family member blamed you for today's football game loss? If so please DM now to tell your story 👂

If you don't see the dick- or if you do- email servingpuntpodcast@gmail for advice on why this isn't necessarily a bad thing.

EPISODE 3 of Serving Punt is out now! Punty and ML Big Blue discuss the NY Football Giants, THC drinks, and which former player is the whole meal (it's Michael Strahan). Subscribe now!

Oh no, there is something stinking up my fridge. IS IT: ? a vegetable ? leftovers ? Drake Maye ? a sauce gone bad Stay tuned to find out and listen to Serving Punt Podcast anywhere podcasts can be found (Spotify, Pocketcasts, unmarked containers in your freezer)

RADium is a highly dangerous element that you should NOT SNORT

An unknown tidbit is: the Kansas City Ciefs *ALWAYS* play home games

Related: CATCH UP ON SERVING PUNT EPISODES 1 AND 2 NOW!

Are you a football superfan ride or die for your team? Is your knowledge of stats inversely proportional to your FLAMING hot takes?? Have you ever listened to a podcast and thought, "I could do that"??? If so, Serving Punt wants to interview YOU!!!! DM or email servingpuntpodcast@gmail.com

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Today, a Baltimore Ravens fan told us all about: * how John Harbaugh's parents weren't married * there are conspiracy theories in the NFL * he TRIES not to ejaculate in gameday food Thanks @finmycoffee.bsky.social !!! Episode 2 cumming in your ears 9/10/26.

Does your partner talk first downs more than they actually go down on you? Do you feel like your fantasies come second to fantasy football? Have you discovered a crumpled, well-worn magazine cutout of Trevor Lawrence in their underwear drawer? If so, DM Serving Punt. We want to hear from you!

***IMPORTANT PSA*** Pre-season CAN cause pregnancy because it contains sperms.

Have you considered divorce when your spouse: > called ESPN "reality TV"? > used the term "wide right"? > kicked you out of bed after you referred to your menses as "the Red Zone"? For advice on these and other prescient topics, DM your questions for advice on a future episode of Serving Punt.

Has your child "come out" as a fan of an awful NFL team? Did the rest of your throuple make a "no football talk on Tuesdays" rule? Did your boss say fantasy football is "pointless"? For advice on these and other difficult topics, DM your questions for advice on a future episode of Serving Punt.