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17776 crossover!

I'll buy a new EA title soon as the new Mass Effect comes out. Til then, they get nothing from me no matter what

Open-world as in a sports RPG or NBA 2K "open-world" where the menus are basically just menus but you have to run to them or stand awkwardly while queuing for a game?

once you beat the insurance company endorsement missions, you unlock the ayahuasca level

Burn the whole fucking company to the ground.

I know those words, but that headline makes no sense

Is this going to be like Blitz: The League 3?

Is one of the storylines the administration visiting your locker room with the President later commenting to everyone about your posterior?

Bob, the only remaining employee, was shocked when he got the news.

Grand Theft Athlete!

Getting your player suspended for domestic violence

"Hi, we just ended one of the well know developer studio, here's another low effort sports game so we can recover our losses." Fuck right off EA.

You better be able to drive drunk and beat up your girlfriend in this game

I'm sorry, what the fuck is an "open-world" football game?

So, what? Pickup tackle football (with no pads or helmets) in the regular streets? CTE for civilians, too!! 🥴

what the hell is an open world NFL game.

The NFL should really seek to end EA's exclusive Madden contract on the grounds it's conditional on Madden being a football simulation game. They phone in the gameplay to focus on their Epstein Fee generation ultimate team mode.

Every day we inch closer to the reality of the Steamboat Willie MMO

can't wait to craft soup from available ingredients on the field

You killed Bioware to make this nonsense? #BoycottEA

lol

So based on the old World League of American Football? I want to be the Montreal Machine.

So rugby 7’s, Aussies rules, CFL, all ‘em? Hell yeah

Will you get to choose whether or not your team should hold a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk or not? Google Charlie Kirk quotes.

what the holy fuck is open world football?

Super Mega Football would have been fine but nooooo EA had to go ahead and kill Metalhead's studio, too.

We gave up a new Mass Effect but are making a Foobaw game like it's GTA because everyone bets the new one will make so much money. Game execs truly are the most utterly pathetic fucking cretins.

surely that is not what the report is saying at all, they're just making an open-world hub for Madden like they have in EAFC it's still dumb but it's not as dumb as what you're suggesting here

How can football be open world?

God that sounds kinda…boring

Can’t just make a good football game?

I have it at -250 this happens

Fuck off

Pay @jonbois.bsky.social or we riot

Mass Effect died for this

Honestly, I’ll shit up if they would just release the IP for Command and Conquer

They’re calling it “Foot-ball”

Cant wait to get DUIs travelling to games

Do you just get to roam around with a football? Like visit the Tetons or the Parthenon in your uniform?

damn ea really just embracing being worse than we all already thought

close, but wrong Jon Bois piece. www.sbnation.com/2014/8/18/59...

You just being a bitch because you never got to eat at his sandwich shop.

you might think you’re contrarian but i’m even more contrarian

ok

Ratio

Drunk driving to the local convention center to attend Tim Tebow’s scam seminar