Seth Jaycat

since i'm thinking about pinball it's time once again to expose more people to the theme to Black Knight 2000, the best music in all of pinball history and blows your ass clean off www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASU...

alt text for images is a great accessibility tool but given that bluesky is vibecoded and they're launching their own ai i'm increasingly convinced that the cultural push to add alt text to every single image here started from an internal drive to make them easier to catalog for scraping

one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands

The responses to what I posted last week have been incredible and a little overwhelming I’ve spent the last week reading them and thinking I loved what I did for FWA for so long, even knowing how much of myself I gave to it I think it's important to acknowledge that too gomi.gay/blog/26-09-1...

like it's neat that this site is only owned by annoying technophile libertarians rather than active nazis but it's still filled to the brim with people who'll see a blatantly obvious joke and reply with "😆🤣 look at this rube"

bluesky in a nutshell

Samus and Doomguy always had some similarities so I suppose turning her into Doomslayer was the next logical step

I've been thinking since I stepped down from FWA leadership about how much furry conventions have grown, and how much we now ask of the volunteers who keep them running. I decided to put those thoughts into words, and I'd appreciate it if you'd give them a read: gomi.gay/blog/26-09-0...

Todaybor Day is Labor Day

It's bandcamp friday meaning u can get my album and 100% of the money goes to me yum yum yum

Peppermint ((PREVIEW))

Still gotta have at least some small amount of rizz tho And a willingness to actually put yourself out there in the first place Nobody ever got laid just being bitter sitting at their computer

introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live A Perfect Circle Swans Skinny Puppy Nine Inch Nails Neutral Milk Hotel Sigur Ros Janelle Monae Andrew WK Annamanaguchi They Might Be Giants

on one hand i had to leave megaplex and all my crazy and incredible friends and return to everyday life on the other hand i have been reunited with my bidet so things have a way of working out

Right as the clock ticked over to my birthday I got to do shots with a bunch of friends at a pants-optional party. Great end to the con, great start to the birthday.

Overall great con. Definitely had some stuff I wanted to do that never panned out but that’s how it goes.

I dunno what it says that even at a predominantly queer-and-kinky event dudes at the urinals still practice proper urinal spacing etiquette and leave an empty one in between taken ones, but it definitely says something.

Thanks for the nudes I literally can't see shit

They must be giving away purple light bulbs for free with hrt it can't be a coincidence

Megaplex is getting close and we still haven’t been paid the thousands of dollars we’re owed Have access to a room thanks to a very good friend but no way to pay for reg, food or parking Gonna absolutely shit a brick if I have to miss this but it is what it is at this point, just gotta vent

Hey folks it's #BandcampFriday ! If you like melodic house and trance, give my stuff a go. It's all unmixed and DJ-friendly. Money's a bit tight this month for me, so any bit helps! Thank youuuuu bouncecraft.bandcamp.com/album/22-25

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 coming soon 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

"I wish more people knew about giallo as a genre" I say. The monkey's paw curls and now everybody name checks it as justification for plotless violence in bisexual lighting. Any resemblance to actual Italian murder mysteries from the 70s and 80s is incidental.

Careful what you wish for

Algorithm update. Bunch of people have been doing this exact kind of thing to get around TikTok censorship and it’s wild. Feels like an analogue horror series

the only morally acceptable kinks are mine because i have personal context for them while yours are alien to me and probably lack my level of nuance

My three type of posts on social media seem to be complaining about some type of malady, getting roped into some minor bickering, or replying to a photo of fat nuts with "damn bro, those are some fat nuts, good for you!"

Weird to feel lonely in my situation but here I am.

Listening to the fireworks outside and feeling remarkably depressed. Might just try to get some sleep.

oh hey this was me like five days ago

passed my kidney stone going to the bathroom has become routine again think i might grab a bag of sugar free haribo gummy bears to bring that spark back

Kidney stone AND extreme hypertension headaches? How did fate know this was exactly how I wanted to spend this week?!

also goddamn NYC is just existing in a parallel timeline from everyone else at this point

the only game the knicks lost in the finals was the one trump was there for lmao

me: got anything useful for me today brain: no me: that's fine. what do you have brain: homestar runner would play the SHIT out of sonic racing crossworlds me: sonic wacing cwosswolds brain: sonic wacing cwosswolds

Happy pride

Which IP is more valuable for a theatrical release in 2026: Star Wars or A photo of an empty furniture showroom taken with fucked up white balance that got posted on 4chan

buying my cat increasingly large scratcher lounges so that he thinks he's slowly but consistently shrinking somehow

No one on reddit acknowledged this, so I now present to you..... Creed Shreds

For anyone wondering what my last post was about, I was quoting Joseph Fink's take (as screenshotted here) and got blocked by him instantly. So hey, here's some context and more people with their own reasons why Fink's take is a very very silly one!