Seth Taylor

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I play fetch with my cats by throwing treats around the yard So far they have not returned a single one

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I've been so stupid I've just realized why pussy is slang for vagina Cats are self-cleaning!

Every year I become more convinced that the US is one big Kardashianesque reality TV show that the rest of the world only watches because it affects us Because just like the Kardashians, the US as a whole has too much money and power I'm actually really glad that in the last few years we have

seen evidence that these intimidating "super-powers" are actually quite weak Russia turned a 3-day "special operation" into a war that had them sending soldiers to the battlefield on soviet-era motorbikes US tarrifs quickly came back to bite it in the ass Europe is starting to defend its

economy from both China and the US and focusing more on its own production while also working on becoming independent in communication technology (see the outcome of the recent Starlink outage ordered by Musk & Trump)

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You can't sell food or clothes with AI ads for the same reason you can't sell them with animation or drawings: people want to see the real thing. If you can't even *pretend to put your real actual product in your ad, what the fuck are you doing? *the real food in ads is/was not actual food either

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*but most people didn't know that! So there.

youtube.comIt’s time to come back to Firefox. The Internet you loved is still here.YouTube video by Firefox

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I'm not even gonna comment on this. If you know what this is, you know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Ao...

theguardian.comOnline safety laws have failed to protect children in UK, Ofcom admitsCampaigners call lack of progress ‘staggering’ as online regulator issues review of first nine months of new regime

Wait, I'm sorry... Ofcom wanted Meta to not show "pornography, serious violence, suicide material, racism, misogyny and bullying" ? But... that's ALL of Meta's content. What else is there on Meta? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

They simply refuse to ditch the For You algorithm. Even for children. Let the kids follow and see only what they know and like. Fuck it, make it that way for EVERYONE, like it was Not that I'd ever use Meta again anyway I just want it to stop fucking up my elections

Women who "aren't feminist" are affected by women's issues the same way climate change deniers are affected by climate change

Hunter and Phoebe look freaking great in this light Oliver's missing. He was napping. But I have to mention him cause I feel bad not to.

And there he is

What do you think will make companies panic worse? If I disable AI stuff in their apps and on their websites or if I leave them there and simply don't use them? I'm thinking the latter says "I give so few fucks about your shit that I see it daily and it still doesn't tempt me" Yes. That's good.

"What a boomer joke", they say to me Baby, my business is comedy, and business is booming

I have had cats for a year I have not shut a single door with confidence in just as long

You say "paw" to a dog to shake its paw You say "paw" a million times to a cat and it will not move it out of the door

The paw stays until the door is in contact with the paw There is no need to move the paw out of unoccupied space When you think about it, they're only being reasonable. They're really a facts-based pet

I secretly hope no one adopts my three kittens I publicly suck at taking care of them... ...except for feeding them One of them in particular is... let's say winter-ready I call him Hunter He's taken down my whole fridge and three aisles of cat food at the supermarket Top of the food chain

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Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕 Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…” Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…” Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔

youtu.be'CREEPY, WEIRD, DISTURBING': Republicans DENOUNCE CA GOP Gov. nominee Steve Hilton's campaign adYouTube video by MS NOW

Ok, which SNL writers infiltrated these people's campaigns? 😂 youtu.be/A6InwDTF8Bo?...

Half of the opinion pieces in The Guardian are ok The other half are written by people who return water for tasting too "watery"

The new Queens of the Stage stuff is real good QotSA have such a timeless sound. Even when they're being undeniably themselves, it doesn't get old. You never get tired of it. It's just odd enough to last them a whole career

These two are father and son Buddy hugs Oliver like this all the time. They've bonded

theguardian.comMeta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminismTheatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism

21 Sept

So Meta is able to block feminism from their ads but not literal illegal content ? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

thenational.scotThe Proclaimers spark backlash over anti-trans 'adult human female' commentsThe Proclaimers have sparked backlash after making a series of anti-trans comments

19 Sept

This is how I find out these two are still alive. Easy to run your mouth when you don't have a carrer to lose, I guess www.thenational.scot/news/2654316...

18 Sept

First time I've ever seen two in one place

18 Sept

Remember when Musk wanted to make X an "everything app"? This feels oddly familiar www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

16 Sept

Hi My life changes radically every couple of years because I'm broke and mentally ill and the world is designed to eject people like me Not cause I'm interesting and creative Just wanted to leave this here in case someone romanticizes me dying in a tent from pneumonia in the Carpathians in 2037

15 Sept

Aaaaaand the leader of the agitators was a Georgescu supporter. Shocker! I'm right again.

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Farmers are protesting in Bucharest A bunch of agitators started fights How do you say "Take the money Putin gave you and fuck off to Moscow" in Russian ? I just wanna make sure they understand

15 Sept

Farmers are protesting in Bucharest A bunch of agitators started fights How do you say "Take the money Putin gave you and fuck off to Moscow" in Russian ? I just wanna make sure they understand

12 Sept

You did an internet search You clicked a link What part of "you are going to be redirected 20 times and have ads surgically implanted into your brain" did you not understand? If you didn't want this, you shouldn't have searched anything People are so entitled nowadays Now back to work!

11 Sept

I hate null days Those days you're so worn out or sick you do nothing You don't work You don't do chores You don't relax You don't even watch tv Just nothing. A total waste. Just waiting for the night

6 Sept

All pornography is entirely illegal in Ukraine. Now a Ukrainian MP is campaigning to legalize it to generate $25 million per year in taxes, which could be used to purchase 30,000 drones In Ukraine, you don't free the nipple. The nipple frees you!

5 Sept

Germany's AfD wants immigrant children to be segregated in schools and children with learning disablities to go to "special" schools But listen... don't you go around saying AfD are just nazis with a different name. Cause that would be mean.

4 Sept

Trump was caught. They let him run. Le Pen was caught. They're letting her run. Farage was caught. They will let him run, I'm sure. I have lost all hope. Don't even bother giving me the good news.

theguardian.comReform officials ‘plotted to break law on foreign donations’ in undercover filmInvestigation broadcast by Channel 4 News shows man posing as ‘impermissible donor’ paying for polling that helped Reform

4 Sept

"Nigel would rather not know", so that Nigel, like a mob boss, can't be prosecuted, is what Nigel was planning here www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Fuck... I wasn't as lucky My name is John FloppyAss McHairyBalls now...

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Names for white cat: 1. Snowball - tempting, but unoriginal 2. Privilege - politcal, hilarious, but gets old quick 3. Frosty - too... holiday-themed So I'm gonna name her Phoebe, after Phoebe Bridgers, cause her hair is white and she doesn't take shit from anybody

theguardian.comDyson launches £420 toothbrush that films ‘live cleaning footage’ inside your mouthJames Dyson says ‘complete dental system’ will also include toothpaste and mouth rinse that each cost £8.50

Something something Brexit Something something stupid expensive toothbrush that will probably wind up making nothing but fetish videos www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Sometimes I go to bed at 6am Other times I'm up at 6am My sleep pattern is an abstract painting

theguardian.comAnthropic sued over alleged theft of ‘tens of thousands’ of songsAI company faces multibillion dollar lawsuit over misuse of copyrighted songs to train Claude models

31 Aug

Jesus fucking christ Read this through Please Blatant piracy www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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31 Aug

Cadette (feral cat, not particularly attached to humans) left her kittens about a week ago They used to not come too close to me Now that their mom is not influencing them anymore, they're my absolute best buds. They do the thing where they put their paw on your to ask you to pet them more. Epic.

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It's also been suggested to me that a feral dog might have eaten her, but one of those fellas snuck into my yard once and sat with the cats, so probably not... The feral dogs have been shockingly chill. I knew they were here, literally geared up to face them. Nope. No danger.

Two interesting things about this small town: - there's both feral dogs and feral cats, so they grow up around each other (which makes them less likely to fight, from what I've read) - all these animals aren't afraid of fireworks because of the venues here having displays every weekend for events

Sucks not knowing where on earth Cadette went but... hell.. I never knew where she came from either, so... that queen is probably somewhere out there giving zero fucks (about people, and giving lots of fucks to other cats, cause she got away intact. Whoops)