Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Lmfao way to go Brazil

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If you want to learn a new skill I recommend having a severe health episode that results in being bedridden for more than a week and having nothing else to do besides practice that skill. If you want to retain your sanity I recommend not doing that.

Multiple hot air balloons

If anybody out there does anything involving roadrunners and needs some software I would like to make you software.

‘If AI doesn’t deliver on its promise then we face a double blow to growth: because AI didn’t expand our productive capacity as hoped, and because other investments which might have didn’t take place.’ www.ft.com/content/bf40...

the tech industry is about to invent books

Saw your best friends earlier

Sometimes you have to get up real early to see something real beautiful

Vaguely threatening

I’m not technically a cis man, but I am thought of as one to most people outside of queer communities, and I do this whenever I can. It really does work. If you get pushback, just ask the person to explain why they think the joke is funny. It works. It’s easy. Please do this.

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

@tessgriffin.bsky.social takin us through the grass encounter tables

Don't pick your Linux distro based on shitty culture wars posturing kids.

I hope none of you ever need to call your health insurance company on the same day as your property insurance company. It is the worst.

Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.

AI is not inevitable. resistance works!

Welcome to Bluesky.

People always talk about the honeymoon phase in relationships but if you ask me, 15 years in is peak

Alright, now I'm asking how one gets verified here 😅

> His three-page ruling did not lay out why he ruled against the law. The fuck is the judge even doing then?

"at some point there could be a bubble" lmfao

I used the power of the One Ring. I recognize that it's evil, and I expect a lot of people to be mad at me for using it. Sorry! However, I plan to continue using it. Here's why: (1/62)