Eize Basa

AU where the board game content ecosystem is about scratch-off lottery tickets instead - The Scratch Tower - Shut Up & Scratch Off - No Coin Included - Plumpy Ticket - Actualottery - Pre-ordering tickets on Kickscratcher - Pax Unscratched, Gen Coin - Wil Wheaton doing scratch-offs with celebrities

Watch the Walmart cut of A Christmas Carol, now with 33% more prisons and workhouses

Have Board Games, Will Travel! Each of these luggage stickers is a real city that also happens to be the complete title of a board game. How many have you played? danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/have... #WeeklyTshirt #BoardGame

My post is the post that shall shake the heavens and solve politics forever, if you plebs would only listen

"Can we send six people to Essen?" "Nein" "That's a generous offer but now I need to rewrite all my material"

[sobbing] “But doctor…I *am* HR!”

I really wanted us to send one more person so I could joke that Essen is actually S.N. (Six Nerds), but Patrick said I can’t requisition “over a thousand dollars” to “take someone away from their job for two weeks” just for a post that would get “10 likes max.”

BlueSky has four kinds of users.

It always cracks me up that in the wake of the Monkees’ success Star Trek wanted to appeal to teenyboppers so they cast someone who was: - Only a couple years younger than the rest of the cast - Older than Sulu, in fact - Forced to wear a ridiculous Beatles wig - This guy:

see also; I don’t think about this thing at all but its creator sucks so I guess I’d better get on the hate train

"I hate this thing, but some of the worst people in the world also hate it for different reasons so I guess I need to keep this one to myself" is one of the defining experiences of modern life.

Let the philosophical arguments begin: can I say that I’ve played Blood On The Clocktower? All I did was close my eyes twice.

Social deduction games are so easy. Every time I play one I simply nominate the Werewolf for elimination and we instantly win the game in the first round.

The Shining is a film of many intricate layers. On the surface, it seems to be about a man slowly losing his sanity over the course of an isolated winter. But on a deeper level it's really about how it would be fun as all hell to ride your big wheel around a giant empty hotel.

I know Kubrick wasn’t the nicest director to work for, but at least there are sweet pictures of him directing Danny Lloyd

The Shining began shooting in 1978, and at the end of the film (spoiler) there's a photo from 1921. That's a 57 year gap. If The Shining were made today, the photo at the end would be dated 1969, the year Paul Rudd was born.

What is this hobby anymore? 🤦

you know this admin is so dumb and doubled-down on war that I think someone who was sufficiently motivated could get them to build us our first gundam

You know the role cards are supposed to be face-down, right Eize?

Social deduction games are so easy. Every time I play one I simply nominate the Werewolf for elimination and we instantly win the game in the first round.

Paused Total Recall because I had to make this

STOP SENDING THIS TO ME

madonna song about someone who has never seen a stop-motion film before, “laika virgin”

This is like a joke headline from an 80s time-travel comedy about the weird future of 2026.

So no need to fear you either way - Jokes have to be funny.

Oh yes, Ive read @eizebasa.baby is working for a publisher now. Just didnt realize its a modelling gig.

Do not fear the account that has posted one thousand board game jokes. Fear the account that has posted the same board game joke one thousand times.

When your board game can cheer for itself! (Having a blast at Essen.)

madonna song about someone who has never seen a stop-motion film before, “laika virgin”

An educational psychologist and an adult film director both claim they invented the Itchy & Scratchy board game. Who's telling the truth? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg--...

Sorry I was a couple weeks late with this, it just occurred to me.

Can't stop laughing at this

Sorry I was a couple weeks late with this, it just occurred to me.

The first time I saw Spirit Island it was at a convention right when it first came out. All I saw was this character as I passed the booth and I misread it as Fat Homeless Mud Of The Swamp. I completely avoided the game for weeks because I had a VERY incorrect idea about the type of game it was lol

At IKEA the other day I was walking behind a woman who was holding newborn twins, each one cradled on her side facing outward, and it was so fun to watch the reactions as people saw her and then clocked what she was carrying. Literally:

From Elmore Leonard’s Rum Punch (aka Jackie Brown). Max has fallen for Jackie but is self-conscious about his age. — "My last husband was fifteen years older than I am, about your age. I thought, Here’s one with some maturity. How wrong I was…” Max said, “I’m only twelve years older than you are.”

Hit too close to home?