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12 year old me after getting grounded for hitting the neighbor’s car with a whiffle ball.

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That tracks. 🤣

Nailed it.

Just checked in here for the first time in a while. Yep. Still hate it.

This little show off!

For my lovely Jew crew!

Every girl I went to high school with in this exact moment in time. (P.S… IYKYK!)

The public did the work, the Dad turned him in, the roommate served up text messages, local police poured over CCTV and ring cams, 100k up for grabs and Kash is all like “Valhalla, brother”. Sit down, Scrat. 🙄 pffft. The #FBI didn’t catch him.

NGL, finding out Kristen Chenowith is on her way to being cancelled wasn’t on my Bingo card but I’m not unhappy about it.

🤣 spot on!

Glad it was the neck so they can donate his brain to research and find out WTF went wrong in there and his teeth to dentistry to find out how those tiny mini Chiklets happened. #KirkOut

Ooooft, Gavin was riding high for the last 6 weeks and now this? I feel a downward trend on the way.

Whatever the opposite of “fun” is… that’s BlueSky.

Just popping by after weeks of forgetting about this app and… well…it’s like..

Me, checking in with friends:

Man, this app got so thirsty. Underwear pics, boy ab pics, “gym” queers in their bathroom mirror… I mean, I’ve been gone a month or so but seriously, What the hell has happened?

Rosie O’Donnell is my new Julia Sugarbaker.

New spot. 😬 #cats

Another heat wave in England, the land of no air conditioning. #climatechange

Gorgeous! 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride #London

Happy Pride, London! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I aptly described this place as “doom posting, righteous news snobs” and it seems to fit.

They are always watching and listening, aren’t they?

I cannot believe what’s being done to the U.S. It’s absolutely appalling.

Can TIME Magazine please put Queen Maxima of The Netherlands on the cover as Person of The Year? Please!🙏🏻 Thank you!

Recent frivolous purchases with adult money.

This is every single day once you’ve passed the age of 50.

If I had to go out and protest today, on #nokings day, this would be my sign. Well done, you guys (21 million across the country!) for getting out there for those of us who can’t be there! 🪧 🚫👑

A few very “needed” things!

Timely for me. 😆

Home from the hospital. Recouping with my wife and these two..

Even Marjorie Trailer Greene would admit these masked ICE agents look like the Gazpacho!

Had the angioplasty yesterday, they cleared a calcified nodule, cleaned out right coronary artery and added a balloon.. Sore AF today. They went through my radial artery with the catheter and if anyone tells you “it’s no big deal” they are lying. I feel like a garbage truck backed over my wrist.

Date Night. Don’t be jealous.

Hospital, Day 6: Sleep eluded me. In the quiet earliest of hours, while the other two ladies on my ward slept, I decided to have me a big pits & bits wash, lotion my feet, clip & file my nails and put on clean clothes. Nothing like self care to the soothing tones of old lay snores and sleep farts.

Derrrrh 🥴 Hey maybe report on something we don’t know.

My hospital “curtain” neighbor- 87, almost 100% deaf and I’ve been advocating for her. A lot. Today, I shouted “SHE POOPED YESTERDAY” when the nurses wanted to give her ANOTHER suppository! I know, hero 🦸🏻‍♀️ …right?! No double dunking on my watch! #KeepOurEldersSafe 💩

All hooked up and being monitored- and I feel like the back of my TV from the 90’s. #HeartHealth

How’s your holiday weekend going? Me? Oh, just a heart attack. No big deal.

What the hell is wrong with people here on BlueSky??

Wife: “Nice car!” Me: “Thanks, I stole it.” When the wife walks in from work and I’m playing GTA 5.