shallowend.bsky.social

Asked Google why my appetite might be decreasing and clearly I have every disease ever

Why do ridiculous people think they're serious people?

We're better than this

Hey US navy, how many of you can disassemble a rifle? Had a guy who fixes f18s tell me disassembling rifles wasn't his thing...I'm like "I feel like one of those is way more complicated than the other"

The thing I hate about being reliable is I have to fix the mistakes my unreliable coworkers make when I leave for 5 minutes...and even though they've seen me fix these problems and explain to them what to do, they still can't fix shit without calling me...and this is why I'm an asshole

Welp day 1 already a shit show, welcome to the new old reality

Snowing here, let the dog out...he barks at the frozen pool, gets covered in snow then, when I let him in, he jumps on the bed and shakes the rest of the snow off...and I can't be mad

Took the high ground, refused to come down without a cheese offering

Can we not invade/annex our neighbors? Iraq had us asking if we're the baddies,this kinda proves it...also im never gonna let this shit go with anyone who said they voted for trump for isolationism, we fucking told u

The same party that ran on eradicating the Department of Education now demands to know why Americans are so stupid.

Rewatching jurassic park, and Alan Grant made it across a whole island after a tropical storm with no mud on his boots or in the treads, suspension of disbelief ruined

Anybody else really miss Kamala Harris and Tim walz right now? Like ...fuck... it shouldn't be this stupid

"Who put this fucking house in the road?!"

So who else is staying on the clock for an offsite work holiday party that u don't wanna go to?

My mid 40s brother made my mid 20s niece cry at Thanksgiving dinner because he and his gf got taylor swift tickets and my niece didnt...nieces bf just had the look resignation because they still had 1 more Thanksgiving to go to...he's awesome and this was the Thanksgiving memory I needed

We could have had this, a candidate everyone can respect

Why do I have followers before my first post? im not that interesting... whatever back to following the migrating bird accounts I like