Shane Emery

Woke on November 4th, 2025:

I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it

Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base

What’s interesting about South Park vs Republicans right now is how scorched earth they’re going with their jokes where it’s impossible for someone like JD to just lean into and go: “I’m in on the joke you guys.” They made a joke about you guys sex trafficking Dora. They clearly hate you

Hot take: Dems doing it is good because it’s the only way gerrymandering will get banned on a national level. It’s only allowed because Republicans know Dems are too chicken shit to fight back. As soon as you show you’re willing to play dirty too, you force them to take it off the table

No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see

Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008

Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off* Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:

If there’s one silver lining in all of this, it’s that it’s kind of hilarious how much Trump and the GOP are just setting up JD Vance to fail in 2028

New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor* 50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:

“At least I can call people retarded again.”

We’re in the end game now

You're a dummy because your understanding of geopolitics is based on listening to two dumb comedians talk about it on a podcast. Unlike me, a smartie, who understands geopolitics because I played a video game where 6 different guys are named Snake

Nobody on Love Island is aware World War 3 is about to start

You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?

It’s Mission Impossible time in America

#LerrboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra

Age yourself with a movie saw in the cinema

At least one terminally online zoomer is going to light themselves on fire in front of the Academy Museum because the Lava Chicken song from Minecraft wasn’t nominated for best song at the Oscar’s

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness. Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military. Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc. It’s eugenics

RIP Pope Francis. I wish you could have lived long enough to see Steel Ball Run animated

Wild that Conservatives declared victory on the culture which last for like 4 months and then Trump pushed the “make economy bad” button and now centrist are going: “actually, I think I miss woke.”

Had a very nice dinner with Gus Fring who was very charming and not fake. I know he’s been accused of running a drug empire and murdering children, but that’s not the real him and not that man I met last night. I’ll continue to be critical of his child murder, but it was nice to find common ground

if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

US Conservatives want it both ways. They believe in a fuck you got mine mentally where your only focus in life should be your own bottom line and fuck everyone else, but they also believe you should have an undying loyalty to a vague national identity and it’s why they never stay in charge for long

Finally some good news

look, Bill Burr has a point

I think the past few days have confirmed for me that too many libs threw in the towel way too early and just accepted defeat cause of the “cultural shift.” Republicans have been in power for less than 3 months and already you can feel things shifting back to left. Now’s the time to stand your ground

Video game chuds voted for Trump cause of culture war bs due to a bunch of YouTubers telling them to be mad about the Horizon Zero Dawn girl not being hot enough to jerk off to and now video games are 80 dollars cause of Trump tariffs. Has any other group ever played themselves more than this?

Repost with a movie you know all the words to

Once a month I’m reminded about this

“DOGE staffer Big Balls was apart cyber crime gang EGodly which hacke-“ You jolt awake in Atlanta, Georgia. It’s November 15th 1864. You are general William Sherman and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to past. The slavers cannot be allowed to rejoin the union. The South must burn

it really pisses me off that the guy running the country fashions himself a super genius and fails to even understand his own favorite movie on every level it is just so embarrassing to be governed by this guy

When the other fascists aren’t inviting you into their group chats

Severance is great cause I haven’t watched it, but it seems impossible spoil cause I have no idea what a guy dancing to a marching band has to do with anything, but I guess it’s important. I’ll find out when I watch it

AOC: If you are an LGBTQ kid or family, we cannot throw you under the bus in order to win an election. In this house, we stand together