Shawn Patrick Farrell

Roses are red Say hi to your Mommy Only someone like Biff Would vote Ramaswamy.

Prince released his 1999 album 44 years ago today. The first album credited to Prince and the Revolution, it was still largely a solo effort. His videos for the album all the the same look of a live performance obscured by smoke & strobe lights, like this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXkC...

Exactly what, then, does actress Tovah Feldshuh want?

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

If the Prince Estate had its shit together, we'd have reissues of albums by The Time & Vanity 6.

Me, when the AI bubble bursts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt...

However embarrassed by Mark Walker North Carolinians might be, it's not enough.

So, yesterday, on my way home from work, I thought to myself, "I really haven't heard some Don Henley on the radio in a while." First song heard in my car this morning? "All She Wants to Do is Dance."

Aww, so this unprincipled clown is "heartbroken?" For what? Being called out for aligning himself with a convicted rapist & criminal who has helped fuel the Palestinian & Ukrainian genocide? GIVE NOW! Grifters gonna grift, right?

Hughes Hall was my freshman dorm & I earned quite the reputation for bravery sleeping on the (closed off) haunted 5th floor one night when I was tired of my roommates. Finlay Hall was my senior dorm. secretnyc.co/fordham-univ...

I'll be interested in the Jay-Z Super Bowl halftime show if he & Rihanna sing Umbrella while Tom Holland reprises his performance.

@nbcnews.com @npr.org @cbsnews.com @abcnewsdesk.bsky.social why the silence on Jared Kushner's dirty dealing? www.ibtimes.co.uk/dutch-intell...

Since when has Debra Messing been a "star" or a "Dem-backer?"

One has to wonder what it'd take for Republicans like Ohio's Mike DeWine to grow a spine?

Hakeem Jeffries has secret meetings with Jared Kushner, is AIPAC's bitch, is not interested in universal healthcare & has taken impeachment off the table. Why are Democrats still hyping him for Speaker?

Happy 60th anniversary to It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! True that, Sally.

On today's date in 1954, Disneyland premiered, changing the course of television as an entertainment & marketing platform.

7 years ago today, Trump was already showing his genius level cognitive ability when he understood that K-9 is another word for dog.

From this time last year. Is one year enough of a grace period to tell both the @nypost.com & Andrew Cuomo to go fuck themselves?

Is it possible to have a photographic memory that's only like 8 megapixels? Because I feel like that's my situation.

Do the physicians at Walter Reed know how to remove a ballroom from a fat ass?

Amazing news for Jenny Nicholson! How fun!

Given his recent fixation on John Husted's ass, Trump would prefer the Oval Office be likened to a Beefcake Factory.

"Find 11,780 votes." Donald Trump Where's my million dollars?

"AI ain't nothing but a plagiarizer. Stealin' all the time." -Claude www.bbc.com/news/article...

Meta & I differ on our classification of highlights.

Taking my crocs out of sport mode so nobody gets pregnant

Some days I feel like America began its slide backward in 1985, when a song that rhymed "longer" with "conga" made it to the top 10 of the Billboard charts.

One year ago today, Catherine Connolly won the Irish Presidency in a landslide. Imagine if leadership in the USA was like this.

This is heavy. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Walt Disney's animated History of Washington Irving, from an episode of Disneyland that aired today in 1955. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGIX...

"Make me a hawk, that I might fly away from here. . ." Merlin's Cave, Tintagel, Cornwall, 10 years ago today.

They're taking the bear to an undisclosed secure location.

25 years ago this week, with Sting & Bill Gates (& a since disgraced former mayor), thanks to Comp USA, who was doing the staff training in Microsoft Office for NYPL at the time. After the event with Bill Gates, things moved north a few blocks for a Sting performance in Bryant Park.

10 years ago today at the (now closed) Dingles Fairground Heritage Centre in Devon.

Of all the reasons to detest the Trump administration, we cannot forget that in ceasing production on the penny, they've made Somewhere in Time unrelatable to future audiences.

The cattlemen can afford gas, the oil men can afford steak, what more do you slobs want?

Donald Trump, slinging hash at the Pennsylvania Avenue Cheesecake Factory.

There are fools that believe this really happened & they have the right to vote.

Girl, you could do better. Far better.

I hate GenX Halloween! What do you mean you're going as Pepsi stain on the floor of a mall arcade carpet?

I hate Boomer Halloween! What do you mean you're going as the blinking numbers of an unset VCR clock?

10 years ago today at the (now closed) Dingles Fairground Heritage Centre in Devon.