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BREAKING: Actor Walter Koenig, known as Ensign Chekov on the original "Star Trek" series, has died at 90.

Separated at Birth

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social Happy Birthday! I feel honored to share a birthday with such an incredible, accomplished woman!

Today is my birthday. I am turning 58. My biggest wish? That next week we see a blue wave so big it drowns out the GOP. You know what to do. Get on it and vote.

Nicki Minaj seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA Republicans….

I mean, where even to begin with this tool? There is so much wrong with him that one social media site isn't enough to list it all. And that's ignoring that wad of uncontained troll pubes parked on his skull.

I think often about how baked Alaska came about. Because someone had the thought: "You know what this perfectly good ice cream needs? Cake, sticky sugar fluff, and torching."

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drove drunk with her children in the car in 2017.

Yeah, that's kind of the problem...

Trump makes a bizarre face

We love them….

Megyn Kelly is a C.U.N.T. That is all.

Great actor. He will be missed.

So, word on the street is that news is dropping tomorrow about a sitting U.S. senator getting caught paying male escorts. It's supposedly dropping in the late morning. A number of media folks claim to be in the know. I guess we'll see where this goes.

Tonight, Trump was confused and babbling incoherently -- and then this happened.

Did Vivek Ramaswamy get Amy Acton’s estranged mother in a campaign ad against her? Yes. And thanks to Ground News, I immediately knew what a mistake that was… https://www.ground.news/politics

TAX. THE. CHURCHES.

I second that....

If you’re riding a horse full speed next to a giraffe, with a lion chasing you, what do you do? Get your high ass off the carousel…

Take it from me, family is who you love, not who's blood you carry. CUT. THEM. OFF.

Here's the most famous reference of the quote of John F. Kennedy's to which Abdul El-Sayed is referring (12:49 time mark) "For contrary to common newspaper usage, I am not the catholic candidate for president. I am the Democratic party's candidate for president, who happens also, to be a catholic."

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

He says this like it's a bad thing....

Okay, if she doesn't make a new one about Katie getting the boot, then what are we even doing on this planet??????

Donald Trump is notorious for suing people for defamation. And yet he has never sued anyone for defamation who accused him of being a pedophile. Trump is notorious for never letting go of a grudge. And yet he never mentions the men who supposedly tried to assassinate him. He'll never admit why.

JON OSSOFF: “Will you commit tonight that for the remainder of this campaign, it’s just three weeks Mike, you won’t allow any more neo-Nazi propaganda to be produced from your house. Can you make that commitment?” MIKE COLLINS: *does not make that commitment* bsky.app/profile/atru...

This is Russel Dickert (*snicker*) He outed himself on sm. He committed political violence live on tv with the confidence he’d get away with it. Let’s hope he doesn’t. Make him famous.

who is this 💀

Trump's new press secretary Katie Zacharia LITERALLY CAN'T READ.

I watched this whole episode. My takeaway? Kelly got her hackles raised over nothing. She couldn't buy the bird, didn't stick around to discuss other options, & sicced her fans on this small shop. So congrats, Kelly, on your twatish, entitled behavior, you lost a fan over 4 minutes 50 seconds.

“Sir, we are cratering in the polls, please try and not do anything nuts for the next month. Maybe on social, just keep it benign.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. People like animals. A lot of people just post like cat videos and stuff.” “Gotcha, say no more.”

Every MAGA accusation is a confession. Dismantling the lies about cashless bail and due process.

Kimberly Carpmouth is outta here! Don't let the door hit ya where the plastic surgeon split ya!

10/10 no notes

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Some immediate takeaways from the MUSK documentary.

Is it something in the water, maybe their makeup or hair coloring, perhaps the plastic surgery? I dunno, but it sure seems like this admin has found a huge trove of ignorant, vapid, asskissing twats to upsell him. In what lab are these bitches being created???

THIS IS WHAT AMERICA HAS BEEN INTO? SOMETHING OUT OF A FUCKING DYSTOPIAN MOVIE???? JESUS CHRIST, GET ME OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET!!!

My birthday is a few days before this election. It would be a fantastic belated birthday present if Rob won.

“You’re fake news… you’re fake news….” Trump lashes out like a toddler at reporters telling him his poll numbers suck (with Hispanics too) and there’s no proof of fraud with mail-in ballots despite his lies — both true ✅ ✅

WTF did that orange asshole do or say now? Gas jumped back up by $0.55 a gallon overnight just up the road from me!