shortcathy.bsky.social

Disowning a child is the same thing as cutting your heir.

So who's right: Cook Political, which is the most pessimistic for Dems, or Chaz Nuttycombe, who is the most optimistic for Dems - or somewhere in between? I'm going for "somewhere in between," but closer to Chaz than to Cook for sure. bluevirginia.us/2026/10/tues...

The list of meds I take includes painkillers, anti-depressants, stimulants and whatever else I find in my neighbor's medicine cabinet.

My job doesn't value me much. The only honor I ever received was a lunchtime achievement award.

In the early 2000s, we all believed in Ja Rule of law.

In The Silence of the Lambs. Buffalo Bill came off as a pervy serial killer but at least he was comfortable in his own skins.

If you're really intent on going on a journey of self-discovery, it's probably smart to purchase travel insurance.

In order to convict whoever stole the cookie from the cookie jar, you must find them guilty beyond a reasonibble doubt.

I brought cuts of pork with me that spoiled on a Greyhound trip cross country so from now on, I am done bussing chops.

I want to grow so old that when I mistake the accelerator for the brake and drive through the front of a convenience store, people smile and say "God bless him."

My checking account is down to zero and now I have a nought in my stomach.

Never go to bed in a suit of armor or you might wake up to pee in the metal of the knight.

Of all the movies I've seen since 2000, the one that comes closest to accurately depicting life this century is The Hottie and the Nottie.

Repetitive behaviors be damned! It's my OCD anal cry if I want to.

Why's it called a Coast Guard cutter and not a sea-saw?

I'm practicing how to march into the boss's office to demand a raise. But first what I need to do is find a job.

You must be everywhere at the same time because either ubiquitous or you against us.

What a mess..flavored condoms, cock rings, penis extender...time to clean out the junk drawer.

At first I didn't know what my neighbors thought about the igloo on my front lawn but now they seem to be Inuit.

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

Well, another year has gone by, and Trump still hasn’t won the Nobel Peace Prize, poor baby.

I watched a hockey game between ghosts and goblins. Neither team scored a ghoul.

Sex so good so good so good Neil Diamond wrote a song about it.

Got advanced notice about the specialty at the Jeffrey Dahmer restaurant. Thanks for the head sup.

Congratulations Sagittarius! We're in 1st position. Let's keep ahead of Aries! Followers Ranking 1:Sagittarius:486 2:Aries:458 3:Cancer:447 4:Leo:436 5:Aquarius:398 6:Libra:379 7:Virgo:351 8:Scorpio:351 9:Gemini:346 10:Taurus:336 11:Capricorn:328 12:Pisces:272

During our dog search today the denizens of the animal shelter serenaded us with their rendition of the Howlellujah Chorus.

You know there's trouble when you get asked the question, "Is there anything else you haven't told us?"

MAGA Jen Kiggans (R-VA02) has Trump bootlickers/sycophants/MAGA nuts like Mike Johnson and Glenn Youngkin campaigning for her, while Elaine Luria has actual American patriots like Sen. Mark Kelly and MD Gov. Wes Moore campaigning for her. Quite a contrast! bluevirginia.us/2026/10/vide...

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

The best financial advice I got was from a dog, namely, "Don't poodle your eggs in one basket."

Monday is National Get Funky Day. I don't have my car so won't you take me to Funkytown?

Humboldt Penguins At Dudley Zoo

I've reached the point of cognitive devolution where I won't be offended if you talk to me like I'm some kind of an idiot.

I'm on board with taking back our country but only the part of it that hasn't been ruined.

Lionesses keep the male lions in check out in the wild. I’d love to see women doing similar things here in society.

It took me forever to learn the French word for "here." No one ever said it was going to be ici.

My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever."

Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.