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Hoping to accumulate some happy customers! What can I do for you?

Hey fellas

Getting a lot of hair questions, expected more hare questions

Caaaaannnnn’’’’’ttttt ssslllllleeeeeeeeepppp……

Rabbit Rabbit your regularly scheduled programming

YouTube is so slow. Impossible to use.

(I collect these like Infinity Stones)

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance

If Heinz ketchup so good, why don’t they sell canned tomatoes?

When do we get Skies of Arcadia on Game Cube Classics library?? That was one of my favorite games.

Apple Music... please please please stop "remastering" music because you absolutely SUCK at it.

Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret https://theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-list-of-james-bond-candidates-to-6-actors-1-extremely-suave-ferret/

There must be a literary term for when a henchman addresses his boss as “your revoltingness”, “yes your decrepitness”, et al. Those are guaranteed to make me laff.

More Archie Comics tributes! This is pretty much why I needed a character like Hercule

Spot Six Differences! Can you find six differences in Val‘s band portrait?

Imagining what Gadget Hackwrench would look like in one of Tezuka’s early works

I’ve toyed with the idea of giving the girls a boyfriend to pal around with. A harmless little nebbish named Hercule. The luckiest little guy in the world.

A Hollywood cat starlet, striking a classic Barbara Lang pose.

The girls at that one party by the lake that time.

Ferret Ferret

picarto.tv/waffledog

oh, go take a dip, Flora! ya spicy nugget! For @waffledog.bsky.social

underscores are a waste of time

maybe i'll try watching an episode of this Super Clown Circus cartoon that everyone talks about.

Where’s the Group button? Oh there it is, under a dropdown list. Thanks for adding an extra step to a simple task. @procreate.com

How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer? [from 2021]

Welcome back @slylockfox.bsky.social

Never thought I’d say this, but I can’t finish this can of Pringles. They taste terrible.

Deviant Slop

Queen bee from CDRR (scruffy hair version)

And here’s a nifty Cassandra Cat! Always a pleasure.

Ok, how many followers did Lexi lose for me? Here’s Val backstage having a Pez break!

okay.. okay.. fun is fun... but THIS. A garbage bag full of used pull tabs from the VFW?? Surely there's a carelessly discarded winner in here somewhere! Cancel my appointments, I'm in for the night! Thanks, @b4ck2r3ality123, I'll split the winnings with you!

a "PS5?" for li'l ol' Lexi? Aww it's the thought that counts, @mumbeldypoop61. You couldn't have known they shut the power off last year! And my TV is a hand me down 12" b&w Sylvania set. It runs on 12 D batteries and I couldn't be greedy! #BuyStuffForLexi

Shut the front door! An unopened can of peanut butter! For my Triscuits! I'm feasting tonight! And brushing my teeth with flip-top ease! #BuyStuffForLexi

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! a giant box of expired Biscoff cookies! I guess Spirit won't be needing THESE any more! Thank you, @garlicspaghetti987 ! #BuyStuffForLexi

Lexi here. SCORE! a bag full of flip-tops for a tube of toothpaste. No more guessing if I bought a screw-on lid, or a flip top... now I'M the boss! Thanks, @88lonelysandwich

Lexi here again. I'd like to thank user @122bostonBozo122 for this half a box of Triscuits. PRO TIP: I dip them in peanut butter!

If I supplied a list of things I wanted, would people just get them for me?

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On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

“please do not be afraid. I mean you no harm”

The hardest working man in the biz!