The Sickos CBB Committee

Valkyries 67, Dream 62. WNBA Finals is tied at two games apiece. Game 6 will be played somewhere in the greater Atlanta area at some point next week. I'm sure they'll pin down the details any day now.

Golden State playing this early game in Atlanta definitely has ACC vibes.

When did Jon Scheyer take the Celtics job?

(I'm sorry for the last 5 months of Knicks posting to the 99% of you who did not follow me for Knicks reasons but this is the only sports team that has ever really Mattered to me and I truly did not believe any of this would ever happen)

🚨 WEDGIE ALERT 🚨

*balanced*

Look at this KING working stadium security at Ballhalla with the purple mustache!

Great day for Northwestern and Pat Fitzgerald lost

Major swing. Dream secured the steal but Tip Hayes intercepts the outlet pass. Gabby Williams relocates to the corner and Ballhalla ERUPTS at their Valkyries take the lead. #WNBASky #SkyHoops

time to Ballhalla

Some folks have asked how they can contribute to Valkyries Beat if they already subscribe, and we do have a venmo @valkyriesbeat, and certainly appreciate anything to help with the Atlanta travel which is kind of crazy

Angel Reese in the postgame interview on ESPN saying she manifested the finals. And indeed she did.

A FIFTH PLAYER APPEARS

Fuck ICE

Marine Fauthoux HUGE three to tie the game. I believe that is a new career high for her, 17 points. The French rookies this year have been incredible #WNBA

Ovvvvvvvverrrtiiiimmmeee in Atlanta

Gotta send your biggest star to Ames, Iowa.

Does LSU have a men's basketball team?

🗽🗽🗽

the WNBA having one playoff game start on cable while the other one is still going on Amazon Prime is a war crime

ok fine, I will play basketball for LSU

oh my god they’re gonna build out a whole cinematic universe

SABRINA

hey maybe being an underachieving 8-seed isn't such a bad thing 🗽

"ACTION JACKSON!" - @brendanglasheen.bsky.social Ashlon Jackson sinks back to back threes, the final 2 buckets in Conencticut Sun existence. Wow. #WNBA

It's time for the final Connecticut Sun game every!

I can't believe they let Jon Scheyer coach NC State in football today.

😍

Nah, this was cold blooded from Iyana Martin 🥶

Here's a better look at the Basketball Of All Genders I'll have for sale on all of my tour stops. Designed by Mattie Lubchansky. Printed by Radix Media. A dollar from each sticker will go to the Trevor Project to provide counseling and suicide prevention for LGBTQ+ youth!

We have a FIBA wedgie @nodunks.com -- thanks to Paige Bueckers for retrieving it

this is peak-Kara Lawson ball

"Mi fa male l'ochhio!"

Chelsea Gray clutch bucket to put USA up 5 with a minute left #FIBAWWC

Uffa!

would be nice to have Kelsey Mitchell on your team now, just sayin'

Kara Lawson really has Team USA playing ACC basketball.

This man is a walking meme 😂😂😂😂

Great comeback win for China. They should have never let Jon Scheyer coach the Czech Republic (this joke will never get old).

ovvvverrrtiiimmmmeee

Good morning. Have you heard about Mali basketball?

more like Law Suit University, amirite?

be ready to wake up early tomorrow sickos

Han Xu is as tall as Enes Kanter, and in this clip she does two things Kanter never did in his career: hit an outside jump shot and protect the paint on defense.