Teen LaQueefa

The "What are you gonna do about it?" Administration WILL meet the "Fuck Around and Find Out" citizenry

Lost my angel Niner and #Chewy sent this bouquet which was very touching. RIP best boy. One of my favorite memories was naming him after that line in Tommy Boy "did I catch a Niner in there?" You always made us laugh and we miss you every minute.

Tear. It. All. DOWN

My foster Milo looks like his stuffing is coming out 😂

I'm creating a calming balm for kids of goth parents is called Soothy and the Banshees

Gefelte Skelte: The Lost Beastie Boys album

When I was 9 yo I learned about Gloria Steinem and the Equal Rights Amendment from my mother. I found Steinem, even as a child, to be a compelling force for good in the world. The next day I passed around an ERA petition in the library and began a life of active feminism. RIP

A FIFTH?!?! It's a square pizza, you rat bastards!!!!

The 90s were dark days... not 2026 dark, but dark

They will always value potential financial gain over a human life. Every time.

Everyday some new horror. I want to sue for pain and suffering. Class action lawsuit anyone?

What's going on here?

One of my dearest people is dating someone who *fully* supports the current administration and I'm physically ill thinking of being in the same room with her. How do I manage this?!?

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Mosquitoes are incredibly delicate creatures, so why am I compelled to slap myself **as hard as I possibly can** if I see a mosquito near my skin?

Did y'all forget that there was a rap song about General Hospital??

The only comfort I get lately is that no matter how many things have his name on it, and how many billions he steals, he's still sitting in a diaper of his own piss and shit every single day, and he knows at the core of his being, that there isn't a single person on this planet that loves him

What's going on here?

My Bluesky feed: 1. Fuck Trump 2. Fuck Trump 3. Can you fucking believe this shit?! 3. BREAKING!!!! (but not really) 4. A beloved dog died 5. A picture of the *cutest* cat But seriously y'all why are so many dogs dying?? 😭

Show FEWER like this

If Mitch McConnell and his family want privacy, he should resign. Otherwise, he needs to reveal his condition and advise of his ability to do his job.

Whatdafuck is "freedom 250 social media"?

#DataCenters You know what to do.

Why does everyone let him do everything?!?!?!

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Big thanks to all the bots who are liking all of my old posts! Y'all nobodies make a weirdo feel so loved

Rogan looks like Larry Flynt ate Harvey Weinstein

You will find love on flag day. #simpsons

If you really need the rain I guess I'll go get my car washed

I'm in an explanationship. It's complicated.

I used to start most mornings watching the Colbert Show opening monologue from the previous evening's show. Just another thing ruined by a bunch of dumb, mean bastards

You will be judged on font choice.

Men are too emotional to be president.

This man is a national treasure and a model for all politicians and all people.

Sometimes we have to laugh to keep from crying.

Period.

Two (in-law) family members who voted for the felon twice are coming for a visit for the weekend. Send good vibes, I'm on e d g e

Watched The Conversation last night and I never realized that a young Harrison Ford had such luscious DSL

Kid, I was goth before you were a glitter in your papa's eyeliner

I don't understand why these blilonnaire m************ need so much damn money. What do they DO with it all?!?

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

I don't understand the 83% of Republicans that still support this nightmare. What is it that they're supporting? They're going to lose all their seats so they're not going to stay in power... I guess it's just all the grifted billions they're "making"?

White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting tonight.

I've got two cats on meds which means I've now also got "Churu Thumb"

I'm not Jesus but I play Doctor President in the White House

The most crooked AG in history got fired today. Not because she was crooked. Because she wasn’t good enough at it.