Human, likes animals.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you are a parent and thinking of leaving your child (permanently), please don't. They may one day be 53 years old and find themselves weeping for you still.

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I urge all my followers to go watch this video by @aoc.bsky.social. She lays out what exactly is happening right now (in great detail) and, more importantly, what,we the people, can do to stand up against it. Watch and spread! youtu.be/CVgNJf6CsBA?...

They are so proud of it 😂💞

We. Must. DO. Something!

Look, I know Donald Trump is the worst president in history and will probably destroy the country before it's over. But...have y'all noticed how UGLY he is? Definitely the most physically repulsive president ever. And, that's saying something because we've had some real uggos! #DonaldTrumpIsUgly

Just so you know, @jimacosta.bsky.social I will not be giving in. You are so much better than cnn!

America really needs a viable third party, one that represents the 99%, regular working people. Maybe the Workers Party...wait a minute. I think that one has been done already. 😂 I'll keep work shopping the name...

@samuelkollar.bsky.social sometimes I hear someone explain something related to QP, for 1 second I think I sort of understand, a scnd later I realize I was wrong. 😂💀🤣 Just not smart enough. Fascinating, tho! Have a feeling what we once thought of as God will turn out to be something related to QP.

What is the best viral recipe of 2024 and why is it Matthew Mcconaughey's tuna salad? Seriously, so good. Try it! www.allrecipes.com/matthew-mcco...

Look, I'm not saying we need to keep shooting CEOs, but it's kind of poetic that they, for once, are the ones experiencing fear & anxiety the fate of their lives might rest in the hands of some anonymous somebody. With the stroke of a pen they kill & kill & kill. Let them be afraid. They earned it.

Stop spreading misinformation! 😂

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God, I hoe this is real! 😂

Preach, brother....wait. But, yes! Don't get to have it both ways!

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Hell yeah, Grammy!

Just decorated thr tree today and, less than 24 hours in,two ornaments have bitten the dust by being snatched off by my not quite 11 month old sheepadoodle. Luckily for her, she adorable. Otherwise, on the streets! 😂💀🤣 Pictured: Innocence!

BREAKING NEWS: Luigi Mangione, who has been arrested over the execution of CEO Brian Thompson, was high school valedictorian.

Dinner: Creole Garlic Butter Shrimp, Cilantro Lime Rice, and Steamed Veggies. 😋

The very definition of Evil, Greedy Bastards.

Remember the time when the collapse of a western government and the overthrow of an authoritarian regime happening in a single week would have been unthinkable, and now it's just "Oh, guess it must be Tuesday"?

It's here, it's here! Mery Christmas to MEEEEE!

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Folks, do me a HUGE favor: Please re-post this and follow @reallyamerican.bsky.social so that we're at full strength as we enter the next critical phase in mounting our opposition to trump's cruel, oppressive agenda. Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Already following 💙 Warriors it’s time to go to battle!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #CountryFirst #NeverTrump

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Massive away win for the little fella.

For the first time in my life I'm thinking, "maybe those dooms day preppers had a good idea."

This is correct

A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?

It's in times like this I miss when I used to believe in God, Jesus, organized religion. It's so comfortable when you truly believe there's a big Someone up there, listening, caring, intervening. Nowadays, I turn to myself & fellow humans who still have love, compassion & want to the world better.

Come'on Mike! let the intrusive thoughts win! Let's go! #PaulvsTyson

How is it that the Girls have drawn more blood than the boys so far? #PaulvsTyson Serrano is getting pummeled!

That one old white guy commentating on the #PaulvsTyson Netflix fight sounds just like Bill Clinton..wasn't looking at the television and heard him and was like, "..Slick Willie? Is that you?" 😂

Gah! My Netflix live stream of Paul vs Tyson is crapping the bed so hard rn! Reminds me of my childhood when I was forced to hold the TV rabbit ear so the rest of the family could sort of see it. 😂💀🤣

I know it's probably just a riggd money grab, but I would absolutely love to see #MikeTyson 's famously low impulse control in action tonight and #JakePaul get his clock cleaned. What a punchable face he has! #PaulvsTyson #LowImpulseControlLetsGo!

Please?

Oh, hi! Refuge from The Other Site here. Heard it was more sane, less fascist-y over here.

Human rights are non negotiable