A New Simality

@tractorsupplyco.bsky.social WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF CHARGING $50 FOR A RABIES SHOT? $50. For a rabies shot. $50 for something that is required by law. $50 to prevent an incurable illness that leads to a horrible death. You didn't pay more than $15 for those shots. WTF is wrong with you???

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Profoundly disappointed

The ref needs to put on a white shirt. He's clearly on England's team.

Do we like VAR again?

This is a post about VAR

This is a bit off the wall but is it possible there's like a red jersey bias? It seems like teams that are wearing a red jersey are officiated more harshly than those in other colors.

This Person Is Correct ! Algae Do NOT Have Seeds,They Rely On Microscopic Spores, Cell Division, Or Fragmentation......💪🏻

@marthawells.com I was wondering if someday you might one day return to the world of Ile-Rien & Cinith (sp?). I'd love to see Tremaine and Elias again. (Apologies for any misspellings. I've only listened to the books.)

Remember when the name of the girlscout cookies described the cookies? I can't keep track of which cookies I like because the names make no sense.

This is not great www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

@nytimes.com Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses. Wordlebot: *yawn* This thing needs to be recalibrated.

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."

Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙 HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.

If colonial America had been as "discerning" in who they supported in the fight against the British as we are in this fight against fascism, we would still be singing God Save the King.

Completely ignoring Ephesians 5:21 to lean hard into 22 and 23 is always baffling to me. I also don’t get how you could love someone so much you’re essentially one person and not respect their wishes.

News alert: Nancy Mace announces run for SC governor. Me: I will vote for *anyone* over her. News Alert: Ralph Norman announces run for SC governor. Me: God Dammit.

You get *8* absences? That is nuts.

Now would be a terrible time for someone to do a Trump Downfall meme. Wouldn't it be awful if Tiktok rediscovered that iconic scene? www.cnn.com/2025/07/16/p...

Even house cats in the UK get it

Hardcore Weezer Fan Hates Everything Band Has Released Since Forming theonion.com/hardcor...

The Leeroy Jenkins Administration

I'd be willing to bet money that when he and his wife argue about something that feels patently obvious to him and she isn't budging, this is the "honey" he busts out just before the argument escalates.

And Breyer has ruled the deployment illegal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

@pelosi.house.gov: "On January 6th...we begged the president of the United States to send in the National Guard. He would not do it...And yet, in a contra-constitutional way, he has sent the National Guard into California. Something is very wrong with this picture."

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He blocked me. I love it.

Good to see some people receiving their just desserts. Now, please, no antibiotics. His immune system needs to learn to combat this on its own.

Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year. Call Congress: 202-224-3121

Any congressman*

gotta say I did not anticipate ICE goons going after the whitest possible immigrants with American families, jobs, and in good standing legally. a freaking Danish-born welder in Mississippi with four blonde kids and a pregnant wife. just omnidirectional hate

Tariffs were NEVER going to “bring manufacturing back to the US.” There are many reasons, including: •Even with tariffs, US labor is prohibitively expensive •America’s supply chain isn’t ready •Most Americans don’t want to do manufacturing jobs •Not enough unemployed workers to fill new factories

Here's how to REALLY offend a paleontologist 🦴🦕 #GameChanger / @GianmarcoSoresi.bsky.social

Here's a question for ya: If birthright citizenship is ended, where do you draw the line? Like, my grandmother was a war bride. She immigrated here after marrying my grandfather. She wasn't a US citizen when she had my father. Does this mean my dad will no longer be a US citizen? What about me?

@altnps.bsky.social If ever there was a time when the entire federal government should go on strike, this is it. You guys are working yourselves to the bone to prop up a house of cards. By stopping -- even for a week -- you will demonstrate to America just how much we need you.

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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”