Sky Witty Val

Sky Witty Val

@skywittyval.bsky.social

The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.

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I realize that there is a lot going on the world right now, but I’d like to share that today is our cat’s 5th birthday. Happy birthday, Iroh!! 🎉 Joy is resistance, and this guy brings us plenty of joy. ❤️

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I've thought about your POLL so much, my brain went numb (Many people don't know, or assume, that NUMB ends in "b") I prefer DUMBO-crat as it contains the name of 1 of the most popular Disney characters of all-time! You're welcome for my attention to this very important matter! Beloved Icon-MRH

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Official agencies confirmed the 2020 election was the most secure ever, with no votes changed or deleted. Documented facts stay the same no matter how often different claims are repeated. #LoserTrumpsElectionLies

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I need more followers on BlueSky. If you're reading this, please share one of my posts so that I can reach more people. Do you know someone with a big BlueSky following who you could ask to follow me or post about me? I also have Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook under EuniceforSC..

Last week we watched “Independence Day,” and tonight we’ve chosen “Air Force One.” The repetition of films featuring brave, competent presidents elicits a type of mourning. Once upon a time, we could let our hearts believe such scenarios. RIP optimism.

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You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.

What if this is the timeline, though? The Orange Menace continues to do unhinged acts all summer which grow in size and scope, until the alarm bells are so loud, the 25th has to be invoked. In the Fall. And the removal of the sitting president causes so much instability, we can’t have the midterms.

What if this has been the plan since the beginning? OM gets two years to grift and steal and blackmail to his tiny heart’s content, then he’s removed in time to stall elections, wherein Sofa McLovin steps in and really starts going ham on the country with no guardrails.

I would feel like a conspiracy theorist if they hadn’t shown us that they make long-term plans like this. They even publish them and give them cute project names. Or maybe I’m just overthinking it. Maybe he is genuinely losing his grip on reality while we watch. Either way. Potato, potato.

We wanted something to celebrate today, so we decided it is our eldest cat’s birthday. The theme is cheese because it’s her favorite thing. Happy birthday Go-Go! 🧀🎂 (And sorry in advance for the neighbors’ tomfoolery tonight.)

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On Obama Appreciation Day, let's honor a man of integrity, decorum, and respect — one who showed us what real leadership looks like. He is an intelligent, all-around good man, and he and his family represent what America should be.

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Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫

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hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”

I’m just here for the posts by journalists who are purposely NOT at at the Correspondents Dinner and Anti-Democracy Circus, but are instead doing something important like deworming their pets or watching paint dry. These are the journalists I trust.

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Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

Okay, but he’s also not a doctor. Even if we believe that he didn’t recognize that he was being depicted as Jesus (riiiiggght…) he is fully admitting that he’s stolen another kind of valor. If people were mad at Dr. Jill Biden for using her actual title, they should be super angry now.

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Even if you are 100% convinced that Democracy is already dead and our votes won't count... PLEASE VOTE ANYWAY! I'm begging everyone. There is a critical mass of voter turnout that will be too big to fix. Please vote, no matter how bleak it seems.

I tuned in just in time for the AMAZING Bad Bunny halftime show. What a beautiful homage to Puerto Rico and ALL of the countries of America. THAT’S how it should be done. That’s an All American halftime show.

Put out our Valentine’s Day decorations, and for reasons, this year the Little People Cafe is being visited by the Rose family. Moira and Johnny are seated for the Sweetheart Brunch, while David and Alexis wander around in search of pastries and Wi-Fi. ❤️

The Swiss Chalet, a family owned hamburger joint in Tillamook, OR. Great burgers and fries, delicious ice cream and shakes, Formica tables, decades of history. A true loss to our locals. Closed in early 2000s.

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If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP. A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify. I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.

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If you're young, you almost certainly have a superpower: vast amounts of energy. You won't realise it's a superpower until the kryptonite of ageing robs you of it. And then it'll be too late. So use it while you can.