Chris

An American Werewolf in London for tax purposes

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

this is out of control

listening to elvis and working on my movie

Michiganders built the American Dream. It shouldn’t be this hard to pay our bills, buy groceries, see a doctor, or get any politician in Washington to give a damn about us. That's why today I'm announcing my campaign for U.S. Senate. Join our movement: abdulforsenate.com/go

They're calling today "Vindication Day" for everyone who's put nothing into retirement accounts because the apocalypse is their retirement plan

winning so much at the bottle return that the pit boss has to come over and tell me to stop drinking seltzer

the best Cillian Murphy movie is still Red Eye

one bad thing about flight school is on your first day they show you the rule book just like in Top Gun Maverick but then instead of throwing it in the trash he makes you read the rule book

Finally deleted Twitter today. It was the only social media site to ever enhance my life: by exposing me to a lot of knowledge and inspiration and to the experiences of people different from myself (esp marginalized groups). It made me more empathetic, emotionally intelligent, and politically aware.

Okay, listen. The appeal of Grimace was that he was weird but presented as relatively normal. For McDonald’s to market Grimace as weird is to commodify and destroy what made him special.