Sam-I-Am

So he’ll play Football Manager for a few seasons and recommend some potential flops for us!? #NUFC 😂

Just my luck transferring out Jackson for Isak, should’ve been for Pedro! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #FPL #GW8

You had one job Leeds!

Great win, but still lots to work on. Win on the road too. #NUFC

Oh MJ has finally made a wise sub! Steur for Jelinton 👏 #NUFC

Joelinton has been crap #NUFC

Yup, MJ hates Steur it seems #NUFC

Hornicek has had a good game! 🧤#NUFC

MJ gave them a German lecture at half time it seems 😆 #NUFC

There he is! #NUFC

Joelinton just loses possession! He’s great at being a bully to get the ball, but then kicks it away like a kid. Bring Steur on!!! #NUFC

Great finish from Willock though.

That’s what we need, great crosses and a poacher in the box! Great play #NUFC

Sum up that first half folks #NUFC

Do we like playing only backwards to then lose possession!? #NUFC

Waste of a set piece there. Murphy is a decent crosser 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

Commentator said sometimes our formation can be 3-1-6. Yes, that’s how it’s been and doesn’t work! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

Why the fuck is Murphy starting!? And Steur benched yet again! Does MJ know what he’s doing!? 🤬 #NUFC

Day 8 of listening to mum’s vinyls. American Graffiti Soundtrack #NowSpinning #Vinyl #AmericanGraffiti

It had to happen. Take Jackson out for the 🐀 and he scores two goals against City 🤦‍♂️ #FPL

Day 7 of listening to mum’s vinyls. Lloyd Cole and the Commotions: Rattlesnakes #NowSpinning #Vinyl #LloydCole #Rattlesnakes

Youngest players in the league, yet they barely feature #NUFC

We know the story here… Carrick will get sacked. Howe will be the new head coach.

Day 6 of listening to my mother’s vinyls. The Smiths #NowSpinning #Vinyl #TheSmiths

Not the best of GW’s for me, you’d think De Cuyper & Groß would have scored more points with Brighton’s game, but just goes to show how difficult it is managing a #FPL team 🤦🏻‍♂️

Spurs getting their first win at home against the team who schooled us. We are shit. #NUFC

Day 5 of listening to my mother’s vinyls. Billy Idol: vital idol #NowSpinning #Vinyl #BillyIdol

I get it that Steur is young, but he left Ajax due to a lack of game time. He's already proven to us what he's capable of at that young age, MOTM against Hull, our last win. Gonzalez does fuck all in our DM. Steur surely has to replace him to fight for the spot!? #NUFC

Day 4 of listening to my mother’s vinyls. Dire Straits: Brothers in Arms #NowSpinning #Vinyl #DireStraits #BrothersinArms

I went to Specsavers this morning. My eye sight is back #NUFC

Borenicek Lewis Hall Botchman NicNo Quallity Oh no Joelinton Missa Can't hit the side of a Barnes Thiawderhead Pardew Pillock Miles out of position

Jaissle must hate Steur! #NUFC

Pretty sure Palace will beat us next weekend too... Just shit! #NUFC

Botman should be up front with that left foot!? #NUFC

What fucking difference is Burn going to make with minutes left!? #NUFC

WISSA YOU TWAT! Barnes was open! #NUFC

He really doesn't know how to cross a ball does he!? #NUFC

Oh come on, I was expecting a few broken toes with that reaction from Torres. Brummy cunts! #NUFC

Don't get why Jaissle didn't make these subs at half time!? #NUFC

Play Botman as no.10! #NUFC

Redknapp said it. Botman's tackle was like a tackle back in his day, which is a genuine tackle! These footballers today are weak as fuck!

At least we'll win the Championship next season! #NUFC

That's what we getting putting a midfielder in as right back. Miley didn't have a clue! #NUFC

Why bother having a defence? They don't know how to defend. #NUFC

There we go... #NUFC

Willock being a pillock once again... #NUFC

How many yellows now? #NUFC