Slow Current

22h

Why cant news anchors ask, "WTF are you talking about?" When candidates sling their nonsense words into a slurry?

22 Sept

Just a bit mentally weak is all.

Bree, Bane of The Board 👻🌝@dhampirvampire.bsky.social

QTP with a gif of your favorite Final Fantasy character.

22 Sept

I like dudes with high hairlines like me. Hehe

20 Sept

I like Thomas Massie still.

16 Sept

I miss the smell of fruit markers in the morning...

8 Sept

This woman made a list of almost 6000 haters of hers...

5 Sept

Livestreaming was a CSI psy op used to make us get comfortable with the idea of talking to ourselves and thus being... ... crazy! Anyone like this one? Anyone wanna make a joke about this one?

4 Sept

I learned I was added to multiple auto mod lists that say I'm racist. That's fun... Was it the furry comment? I SAID LIVE AND LET LIVE BUT DO IT OUTSIDE OF MY DIRECT VIEW AND ONLY ON MY FEED HOLY SHID YALL

@quest64official.bsky.social

4 Sept

I don't believe that a single person I thought I'd respect in my life has ever actually been respectable. I suppose artistic output or merit can't truly account for vapidity of soul. Never test your understanding of your influences... They will destroy their own art FOR you.

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Quest 64 Official

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

barryseconomics.bsky.socialBarry's Economics (@barryseconomics.bsky.social)Comedian exploring the economics and psychology of inequality. Videos on how systems shape behaviour, belief, and opportunity

Fyi I was too fast on the page draw and wasted skytling at you in real time. barryseconomics.bsky.social I'm sorry again @robauton.bsky.social

What the motherfucking hell are these bones doing I am NOT typing this... Keyboard going rogue? I'm not good at this. capacitive touch doesn't do well with skeltl hands. I was too fast on the draw. I pasted far too quickly without realzing that the last username I copied into my clipboard was wrong.

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

Fyi I think I have the wrong person but I needed to post this now otherwise it would never happen I'm sorry to have bothered you @robauton.bsky.social.

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

It moves around.... It's a little feisty thing! Dang! Omfg dude... Its covering your merch URL. OK now I am fucking mad.

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

FYI @robauton.bsky.social, you are looking at YouTube's experimental AI Lip Sync feature glitching out and covering the entirety of your video.

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

Oh hell, I freaking screwed up my post again.

@robauton.bsky.social Take this off your mouth. I like seeing your mouth. You got a nice mouth It's a really good mouth. I bet.

Uh... Yes... @hellomerch.com... Yes you are lol. @robcrow.bsky.social do you have somewhere else that you sell your merch from because I don't appreciate a company that thinks they can rewrite contract law and point to sale a regulation with an emoji or two hidden at the bottom of their page.

1 Sept

#commerce #shipping #underhanded #business #shopping #shipping #bandmerch

30 Aug

I have something right with my brain... It seems to work... Correctly? ... What the hell is wrong with me!!!!????

11 Aug

Step 1, deploy one drone. Step 2, deploy ALL THE DRONES

Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕@rogerzenaf.bsky.social

It's like people have never watched any science fiction movies at all. They think this shit is normal. It isn't. It's dystopian.

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29 July

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@rogerzenaf.bsky.social

23 July

No one on mcconnell's staff has ever heard of the Streisand effect. Let's educate them. www.edwardswire.com/p/mcconnells...

edwardswire.comMcConnell's Office Told Me to Delete This. No.Yesterday, McConnell’s office reached out through an intermediary, of course, and asked me to delete this post naming the senior staff who run his DC office.

theguardian.comAmazon’s main UK arm handed £7.6m tax credit as profits soar to £355mTech company received infrastructure relief as its five biggest UK divisions generate £32bn in revenues

10 June

Based #amazonalexa responses to how their own customer service is now.

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Prem Sikka

@premnsikka.bsky.social

10 June

Amazon UK entities' pre-tax profits up from £455m to £555m. It pays corporation tax at an effective rate of 7.1%, headline rate is 25%. Profits shifted through intragroup transactions. UK retailers can't compete with hard-wired systematic tax avoidance.

8 June

You know I know no one cares what I think or don't think or have to claim to have thoughten... But I've been tracking a total systemic collapse from every single system that underpins our society all at the same time. Just want us to get read for the sink holes that are going to start appearing.

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Wario64

@wario64.bsky.social

10 May

Dusk (Zelda: Twilight Princess decomp port) out for PC/Steam Deck/Android/iOS www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9fQ... twilitrealm.dev -Enhanced res -Uncap framerate -Gyro Aim -QoL -Achievements & More

9 May

Camping is for people who don't have much going on.

30 Apr

Oh, guys, come on. Seriously? It's gonna be me? It's gonna have to be me that mods tits on the Jesus? #iamjesuschrist #videogames

27 Apr

This is disquieting. #warning #stayalert #readbetweenthelines

7 Mar

#finance everyone should just pull their 401K's. See these financial advisors stroke out

5 Mar

Holy shit that arm cracked so loudly...

S.E. Danesti@seedanesti.bsky.social

A Marine Corps Veteran protested and said that Americans shouldn't have to die for Israel during a Senate committee meeting. He was beaten and dragged out by security then a Republican Senator broke his arm. While it was happening, not a single person tried to stop it.

3 Mar

So much of these fuckups have become part of the process that it is not recursively covering for itself. #anthropic #Claude won't allow government to push blame for mistakes (see the mass death of children in a SCHOOL) that they don't want to take the heat for. These are cowards and thrives

3 Mar

Why do you think Hegseth put on his little song and dance routine and then ultimately was able to give #OpenAI the back door key? This is #collusion, the most intensely interconnected collusion. An almost hilariously obvious tragectory... They will kill us now, and it will be war at home. Great

... that it is NOW* recursively....

2 Mar

Okay I think I might have to start voice acting. Can I borrow a voice box from anyone? Bweheheheheh!

25 Feb

Y'all I got a lot of stuff to do and literally no longer have a job how the hell does that add up?

24 Feb

You should hear these chittering bones! My anxiety has killed me!

23 Feb

I can't do it... I can't even clock back in today to discuss how horrifying and dreadful my experience has become.

18 Feb

I need to mantra thia

Brian Hughes@bmhughes.bsky.social

In order to find yourself you must first lose the crowd🔥

17 Feb

Maybe we can do an update where she stumbles through yelling the number 50,000! #pambondihasmushbrains

Slow Current@slocrnt.bsky.social

Someone make Pam Bondi into a meme where she's the wicked witch of the wtch screaming "im going to get you my little human rights! You and your OVEURSOIGHT too!

17 Feb

I think this person has feelings in relation to my existence I think Brings me back to the newnewnewold days of #Xbox live.... #xboxlive #millenialaffirmations

14 Feb

A man.

Cooper River Indivisible@crindivisible.bsky.social

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

@evolvegracefully.bsky.social

10 Feb

The whole ice thing just seems like a way to keep the system so chaotically busy that no one notices all the money they're sucking into their own pockets via the expense reports and overuse of our resources.

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Shastina Free

6 Feb

#TechCEO’s re #ICE 👀 Thank You #TechWorkers www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

usatoday.comTech CEOs have been quiet on ICE. Their workers want them to speak up.Tech workers are urging the world’s most powerful companies from Amazon to Google to press the White House on immigration enforcement in Minneapolis.

2 Feb

Why even watch the #Superbowl if it isn't even named after #trump? I mean, how can I even enjoy myself without the taste of boot in my throat?

@briantylercohen.bsky.social

1 Feb

Soon #Twitter #x will charge for pools of letters. Crup I run out of the letter ... Vowel 'ehy'

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Brian Tyler Cohen

29 Jan

"This isn't a good testament for how law enforcement officials are able to control themselves... You're cosplaying as a tough guy while you bootlick for six grown-ass men who jumped on a nurse and shot him dead. This is not the tough position."