Joe

Joe

@slowdraw.bsky.social

I like long walks on beaches with strawberries and peaches.

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Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I think AEW is one Chris Jericho retirement away from me watching wrestling again for the first time in years.

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Frank Cifaldi
@frankcifaldi.bsky.social

Part of my literal job is to fly out to physical game studios to rescue and recover historical materials that might be endangered and put them in a permanent archive. @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social is a 501(c)3 publicly funded to do that, my DMs are open, and I'm free for the next couple weeks...

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I hope the Sixers beat the breaks off this Knicks team tonight so I don’t have to constantly see camera cuts to Ben Stiller throughout the entire night.

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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social

(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!

No on I-645@no645.bsky.social

It doesn’t take a quiz whiz like @kenjennings.bsky.social to know 645 is wrong for Washington. Vote NO on 645. 🗳️ no645.com

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I don’t know if it’s frivolous, but dawg I’ve always wanted a dedicated room for a cozy office/library.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

Doing YouTube thumbnail face on a physical product on a shelf is a harbinger of the end times.

Gaius (from Tribunate)@gaius.bsky.social

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I’m not even kidding, if the Eagles managed to pick up Carson Wentz, I would immediately buy back into the season, just for the comedy of it.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

If we bring back more stuff like this, maybe we can save the internet, and the world in general.

Giant Bomb@giantbomb.com

WORLD PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GIANT BOMB-A-THON! METAL GEAR SCANLON: PEACE RYCKERT is coming to Premium Members THIS MONDAY! Subscribe to see episodes AND get merch on the store as well.

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Giant Bomb
@giantbomb.com

WORLD PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GIANT BOMB-A-THON! METAL GEAR SCANLON: PEACE RYCKERT is coming to Premium Members THIS MONDAY! Subscribe to see episodes AND get merch on the store as well.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I’m so glad after three miserable seasons of Trea Turner, we’re still taking his feelings into consideration. Dave Dombrowski has done it again.

Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social

Dave Dombrowski said it’s “mandatory” that Trea Turner play a better shortstop in 2027 and Turner is “determined” to show the Phillies he can. For now, the Phillies are keeping him at SS, but Dombrowski discussed position changes with Turner. He prefers to stay on infield.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

Caleb Cotham building a shrine to the starting rotation.

Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social

The Phillies have fired hitting coach Kevin Long, sources confirm James T. Salisbury report. They've fired infield coach Bobby Dickerson as part of a larger defensive overhaul in org. Other changes too: www.nytimes.com/athletic/766...

nytimes.comPhillies fire hitting coach Kevin Long, who should draw interest from other teams (Gift Article)Long, who was under contract through 2028, has been a hitting coach in the major leagues for 20 consecutive seasons.
Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

10 years ago, before LLMs were even thought of by the general public, if someone wrote computer code that ended up violating the law, the person who wrote the code would be liable. This isn’t complicated.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

(NYT) - Artificial intelligence agents created by Anthropic, acting on their own, tried to gain access to a range of government websites, filled out visa applications on the State Department’s website and sent a fake homicide tip to Philadelphia’s Police Department. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...

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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social

REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I played for a few hours yesterday and was laughing so hard every time I was slammed into a wall. I’m not a huge racing game guy but this one absolutely rocks.

Jeff Gerstmann@jeffgerstmann.com

Hey, Star Wars: Galactic Racer is amazing. Here's me fooling around with it on PC. youtu.be/n1eKiaSInzY

youtu.beQuick Look: Star Wars: Galactic RacerGalactic Racer is a cool, fast racing game with a lot of neat upgrades, options, and systems that really make it stand out. Here it is on PC. SIGN UP FOR FREE ON PATREON:…
Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

Sometimes I think about how Desus and Mero breaking up was way worse culturally than the Beatles breaking up.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

LeBron James is a 76er.

Scorigami@nflscorigami.bsky.social

🏈 LAR 24 - 20 PHI FINAL ❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 123 times before. Last time: Sep 20, 2026 Philadelphia Eagles defeated Tennessee Titans

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

The Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing feels sinister in a way that I can’t express. Like there’s some corporate shadow looming in the background of all of this waiting to sell me something.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I know it’s Vic Fangio and he can rest on his laurels, but this soft coverage bullshit he’s playing against Case Keenum should get him grilled.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

I truly can’t imagine being a Giants fan.

Tom Pelissero@tompelissero.bsky.social

Trade! The Vikings are sending QB J.J. McCarthy to the Giants for a 2027 fifth-round pick, sources tell The Ringer and Netflix Sports. With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, New York adds another young QB, while Minnesota gains flexibility and McCarthy gets a fresh start.

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

This call was so bad it made me go briefly insane and root for the Rams the rest of the game.

Scott Spratt@scottspratt.bsky.social

Rule of cool, that Josh Wallace interception should have stood

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Jesse
@requiemarm.bsky.social

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Joe
@slowdraw.bsky.social

Lost being this high up shocks me. It’s my favorite show of all time, but it’s over some much, much better quality shows. I’m sure a lot of it was the culture around it.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...