starboy/mars ! 🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈

go watch big bear by patrick mcdonald btw this is not a request this is a necessity www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fi...

gender-affirming sore throat

lowkey been getting into typing games. like i'm already pretty good at typing, but i really enjoy just flexing on the games. plus there are minigames i can do. i'm having so much fun. my villagers keep sending me letters. it's lovely

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what is there even to look forward to anymore. what even is there to want to wake up for lmao

tag yourselves i check all the boxes

they call me a "comedian's dream" because those fuckers LOVE a tight five

first day as a P.I. for the pinkertons. lowkey i've fucked this up so bad forever. they're gonna start saying i'm from the Stinkerton Detective Agency

s/o lesbians. every social media i have thinks i'm you and while i am not i do believe in your beliefs

just remembered i made this image back when i was watching riverdale regularly and i still had it for some reason. anyway um. "because we're endgame, archie."

family spouting massive bullshit bioweapon conspiracy theories mid-conversation and somehow i'm the bad guy for telling them that they're spouting massive bullshit bioweapon conspiracy theories and that that's one of the biggest steps down the right-wing Nazi rabbit hole

yeah i'm queer but the amish community doesn't need to know that

unironically i think this is one of the most salient political satires i've seen in a while

the world may be horrible and cruel but at least we have wuppyogs

generally if you ever find yourself thinking it's probably best not to do that because thinking really fuckin sucks

when mitski said "biology -- i am an organism, i'm chemical. that is all, that is all"

i think that certain voices need certain contexts to sound their best. like a really growly, low baritone probably isn't gonna fit well in a hyperpop soundscape. a voice is just another instrument but with the distinction of being able to convey words and lyrics

anyway fuck that vent post bullshit har har funnyman moment

i think i should just give up at this point. i don't wanna eat anything anymore. nothing brings me joy anymore. i don't ever get to live my life but people far worse than me get to do incredible things that i can only dream of. i guess some people are just born to fill space.

wowie zowie i'm thinkin' about yaoi

more musicians should be announcing themselves in their songs like jason derulo. producer tags but for the person/people singing. blackpink does this too i think. imagine in the middle of a twee-ass indie song you hear "phoebe bridgerrrrrr"

how it genuinely feels

this gif is so real bc it feels like it physically appears in someone's vision whenever they seem to look at me for long enough

things that are bad right now: - almost everything things that are good right now: - pretzel sticks - dnd with friends

THE NEXT ONE BETTER BE TRUMP OR PUTIN OR NETANYAHU OR SOMEONE OF THAT CALIBER AND I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS

Curry will be most remembered for his role as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, the tyrannical gender-bending alien scientist in both stage and screen versions of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He was 80. n.pr/3SzX6X8

Come on. This is too much. First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. 😞 www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...

transmasculine, adorkable, ass clown, blogger. fuck yeah baybeyyyyy

[Exit Queen.]

legitimately feeling like that video of those gay guys watching the breaking news of princess diana's death rn

gasolina by daddy yankee is so good but the beginning of it is so hype and so sudden that i genuinely think sometimes that it gets me close to a panic attack

accidentally "the friend that's too woke"d my way into finding feminist/activist themes in the first Human Centipede movie

(guy who was just born voice) right what's all this then

guess whose birthday celebration (we decided to celebrate today bc my birthday's on monday which is Not a Great Day to have a Birthday) was ruined because the place that didn't tell anyone that they were closed happened to be closeddddd

nobody's talking about how good of a texture mush is as far as food goes. like crunch is lovely but quite frankly mush is being overlooked

what do they put in fruit juice that makes it taste so good. i imagine it's the fruit but one can never be too sure

when you remember your birthday is a week from tomorrow

AITA is wild bc sometimes it's like "AITA i kicked a puppy for fun" and other times it's like "AITA my husband told me he hated me and skipped the birth of our triplets to play halo with the lads and i cried for just one minute and he called me a manipulative bitch and it made me feel bad"

occasionally my brain flashbangs me with the unskippable beatboxing puppy cutscene and it's very funny. just woke up? I'M THE BEATBOXING PUPPY

good day everyone. it is with great happiness that i introduce you all to day 1 of my birth month. the festivities must continue throughout or else you'll be eliminated long walk style

MY FAVORITE LOGIC PUZZLE APP ON MY PHONE JUST UPDATED CATEGORY 5 AUTISM EVENT

heartbreaking: i just had to find out that for the first time i can recall, i agree with the TMZ guy