the lump sum

the lump sum

@sludgexp.lol

https://sludgexp.lol/ contemporary humorist and equine reprobate.

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freaky ahh dinosaurs

There are these repeated injuries in hadrosaur tails. There were a few theories on this, but one of them stands out. No easy way to say this: some dinosaurs were really into rough sex. 🧪 Link: https://www.cell.com/iscience/fulltext/S2589-0042(25)02000-0​

thinking about how hard they marketed gendy tartakovskys presence in the making of hotel transylvania as if people were going into the theater expecting sym-bionic titan 2

kids will yearn for their golden age of youtube aka when they thought watching pewdiepie play agario was cooler than tits

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Asking ppl who've done commissions and have had more multiple going at once. how do u manage ur time, do u work on commission #1 on one day and then commission #2 the next, or do u work a little on everything each day? Getting rly stressed by how many commitments I've made, any help would be good rn

minecraft has added a giant purple boobah that gives you creative mode if you build a boobah shrine. and if you think thats op then just dont build the boobah shrine. why are you complaining about balance, the boobah shrine is lowkey hard to get. it also zelles you $400

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for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"

if the next president after trump is a democrat who starts their inauguration speech with "well. thats just happened" or something similar i will eat a plate of shoelaces like spaghetti

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i think the funniest fighting game balance change ive ever seen is in the formerly-rare umk3 wavenet rather than removing the base umk3 infinites by nerfing chars, instead they kept them in but added a cap to total moves in a combo. if u try to infinite still, the game makes fun of you, LOOOL

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I don't care about every stupid reply Elon makes on Twitter stop reposting shit from his account unless it's a j/o vid

yo not to be a woke asshole or anything but i think its really fucked up how jontron fucked his bird until it died