michael lutz

whether my followers got here from the Dumb Horseshit starter pack, the Annoying Assholes starter pack, the Waste of Time starter pack, the Dogturd Face starter pack, the No Cussing (Non-Christian) starter pack, or the Following Mainly To See When He Dies starter pack, i hope you have a good time!!!

Today’s my birthday! It’s been a hellish year but I’m hanging in there. I’d love if people checked out my podcasts for my birthday, or maybe shared some of their favorites with their own followers. I have bunches!

People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

really tasteful term for being drunk at work: filming Frasier

Update from Your Doctor: We are going to set you on fire to save humanity 😷

I'm going to try to do this cleanly. Today's right wing governments are networked to each other. Those networks are well-documented. You can read about them in books. Following the elections in one node of that network is good practice for understanding the U.S. node.

Mattys...Glesia

In a society espousing the gospel of data as crucial to insight and recognizing value only when placed on the altar of market logic, interactions become a waste of your potential, time, and future(!) if they are not supported by these twin pillars of neoliberal modernity.

hashtag blasphemous libel

cw for sexual assault but there is an excellent, indeed CLASSIC bluesky-style reply on this one

I do not know how many people I had to ask to finally find my way to S— Street, which is indicated on no map of the major metropolis in which I spent those inquiring months, but now that I have been there and seen for myself what dwells among their trashcans, I do not believe I shall return.

every day presents an opportunity to learn of something real that you never would have imagined on your own

The kids are too young to be worrying about shaving. Let kids be kids

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these days you can't even slip razor blades into halloween candy without someone raising a huge fuss about it

if my dad got disturbingly obsessed with spirals I’d probably do what I do for all his weird hobbies: buy him a cheap shirt off amazon that says like “Yeah, I’m A Spiral Dad”

something fun from the auto-generated transcript on this one

Shadow ecology of dogs taking waymos to the park at midnight. Not a single human knows

E155.6 King eaten every morning: revived daily.

further enshittification of the internet, this somehow went into my spam despite the invite only being good for tonight so i almost completely missed it

"COCK RING" https://bonequest.com/10083

A736.3.2 Sun and moon brothers: sun clever, moon stupid.

Threads check

my biggest impact on the internet is that i am the original inventor of the computer monitor. i got tired of having to print out every game and website on paper so in 2005 i invented a wire that let me plug my computer into a film projector so i could do "live visual computing"

Happy 25th Birthday Wayback Machine! On October 24, 2001, The Internet Archive organization launched a free digital archive of websites for the general public called the Wayback Machine. The oldest pages stored in the archive date back to 1996.

Never before in my life have I wanted more to be a mummy, get wrapped up, put in a tomb, just get dropped in a chamber,

”Morgoth tricked me!” @rangedtouch.bsky.social

Middle-Earth goes nuts as SBG's new episode on The Silmarillion introduces vampires and werewolves (enough to populate a whole island), princesses locked in treehouses making ropes out of hair, and evil recurring side characters and their talking dog from heaven: rangedtouch.com/2026/10/23/t...

rangedtouch.com/game-studies...

a menu presents me with a choice between Hero, Normal, and Dark missions before leaving the house

whats good about immersive sims is that their fanwikis will have pages for things like a specific elevator or suchlike

CHRIS COOPER: you watch yourself squall. lot of men died in that ether mine SQUALL LEONHART: theres nothing for me here! at balamb garden i can make a difference! i can be a SeeD!! CHRIS COOPER: "be a seed" do you hear how stupid you sound? go on! run off to balamb or galbadia for all i care!!!!

texting with some fellow scientists about how the readings are probably false positives

Epic Map Battles Of Territory

Since it apparently needs to be explained again honey dears: this is all just a DISTRACTION! It is a play of MERE APPEARANCES over ESSENTIAL FORMS! We are SUPPOSED to be spending our NIGHTMARISH LIVES contemplating GNOSIS!

💸 Cash-strapped, my honey dears? 🤑 There is n🅰️tur🆎lly 🅾️ccurring #GoldInYour🅱️lood and with proper scheduling, and a Fine Enough Strainer, you can put it to work 💰🪙🩸🤌 #CashTip #MoneyNow #EsotericaHermetica