Shelley

U.S. District Judge Ana C. Reyes having absolutely none of it. SHE MADE THE DOJ LAWYER SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Happy Valentine's Day, you leafless, fleshy, non-photosynthetic weirdos.

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Like David Lynch would have ever given away the answers. Legend. Also reminds me that I should watch Eraserhead again.

I'm doing a donation match for the L.A. Regional Food Bank to help folks displaced by the fires. Your donation goes 2x as far! Link below. secure.lafoodbank.org/site/Donatio...