Kid Charlemagne

On 9/11, Todd Beamer sacrificed his life along with other heroes to bring down United 93 and potentially save hundreds of lives at the Capitol. Today Todd's father stood next to Trump as he used 9/11 to try and tarnish Abdul El-Sayed - and in doing so, he shit all over his son's legacy.

R1 = 36 (one year out 😡) R2 = 39 (Got Sparks but not Shakira on the tie-break) Last Train to Clarksville, I'm a Believer, Pleasant Valley Sunday #popmaster

That existential dread when you switch on #popmaster and it's not Ken!

I know the conditions arre bad, and Stuart Attwell is refereeing, but this Sunderland/Leeds game is the very definition of ugly football.

Wouldn't it be ironic if Man United finish 18th and are spared relegation by Man City being docked 100 points! 😆

Absolutely shocking performance from Manchester United.

Taxi for Carrick.

Kemi Badenoch and Jacob Rees-Mogg, both Conservatives, criticised Andy Burnham for appearing on Gogglebox Here's Boris Johnson appearing on Eastenders when he was Mayor of London The double standards are extraordinary.

Having spent two weeks on the other side of the world, my sleep patterns were fucked enough already, before the bloody clocks went back. The plus side of being wide awake at 6am - it's a fucking GORGEOUS morning out there. If a tad blowy.

Kenya has a massive doping issue - and it's about time the IAAF (or whoever runs track and field these days) started treating them with the same severity they treat Russia. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...

R1 - 36 R2 - 33 Message in a Bottle, Walking on the Moon, Roxanne #popmaster

England vs Sri Lanka

Just seen that Microsoft Copilot advert with "Kyle". Kyle seems to be the biggest cunt in a workplace choc full o' cunts. So there's that.

Harry fuckin' Brook! Holy cow!

Watch out! This is being reported in multiple states.

R1 - 33 R2 - 39 Professional Widow, Cornflake Girl, Pretty Good Year #popmaster

Has anyone else noticed an increase in the use of badly dubbed foreign adverts. I thought these were a thing of the past - if we can't use AI to fix something as fundamentally shit as that, what's the point?

Ooooooh! www.maptap.gg October 21 100🎯 100🎯 93🏆 99🔥 100🎯 Final score: 983

In the BBC News room... Boss, this new ONS report has good news - unemployment rate falling and employment going up! - Isn't there some bad news in there too, so we can make Labour look bad?? Well, vacancies are down... - Great! Use that for the headline!

The emperor's not so much naked as wandering around with his pants on his head at this point. What a shame the constitution never thought of this situation and there's literally nothing anyone around him can do! 🙃

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A fucking ABJECT performance by England in Rawalpindi.

The scene, just moments ago, in the BBC News studio.

😒😒😒

Ossoff: "It's the most corrupt administration of all time & everybody knows it. While the crook president & his crook family rake in billions from all over the world, you pay more for everything... they lied us into war & spent most of the last year covering up for the world's most famous pedophile"

The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 

Now then, where’s that box of fucks I had lying around? Nope, can’t find it anywhere. 20 years ago, an old friend who worked in ‘diplomatic circles’ told me “all Russian men are pigs, every single one of them.” Back then I laughed it off as harsh ‘British exceptionalism’. How very naive of me.

Whatever the truth of the Musk/Trump theatricals over Starlink, we should pause to think about the fact that key defence systems are controlled by a psychopathic megalomaniac and a white-supremacist egomaniac.

Imagine how much coverage this would get if Gove were Green - or if she were Black

My first ever Grand Prix! #SingaporeGP

Isn’t it strange how, when you start being paid by private companies instead of elected by the public, the people become the “mob”? Palantir’s record deserves scrutiny – from politicians and the public. https://bit.ly/47avtHW

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

In Terminal Three at Heathrow - the price of everything here is astronomical. Obviously they’ve got you over a barrel, but this is blatant profiteering. A small bottle of coke and a Twix - £7.89.

Anyone else got this ‘Banned Books Week’ thing at the top of their ‘Discover’ feed, that they can’t get rid of?

To be fair, the Commanders' and Colts' inability to turn the London #NFL game into anything remotely watchable is really little more than a faithful tip o' the hat to their hosts, Tottenham. They should rename it the Trump Stadium - everything it touches dies.

What on earth is goiung on with the picture and colours in the #Sky coverage of the London #NFL game. It's like watching a 3D film without the glasses.

#Hamilton doing his 'tyre doctor' thing. Will be interesting to see how #Ferrari conspire to fuck it up. #F1 #MalaysianGP

With each goal England score, Lee Dixon sounds more and more like he wants to commit seppuku. Let's have another three or four eh boys? #CROvENG

Say what you like about how poor Croatia are, England are playing some gorgeous football. #CROvENG

Blimey England! #CROvENG (Of course, it should mean that the second half will be a boring stroll - but this is Croatia...)

Man City fans thinking they can spot flaws in a decision made by three senior lawyers is the new Dads think they could win a game against Serena Williams.