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Well Buckbeak has officially disappeared. Worst case scenario she got snagged by something. Best case scenario (and most likely) sheโ€™s sitting on eggs somewhere extremely hidden. Best best case Ron managed to fertilize her and the eggs are viable so she emerges in 2-3 weeks with babies

For about an hour yesterday our cutest fluffiest chicken was missing and I was overcome with existential dread. I knew she was the most likely to get caught by an animal but shes also the most likely to lay her eggs somewhere weird. I looked absolutely everywhere. No idea where sheโ€™s hiding them ๐Ÿฅš

Saw olโ€™ Ron Howard Swanson exhibit his first micro aggression yesterdayโ€ฆ at Manni ๐Ÿ˜‚ not the first or last time heโ€™s been swatted by a chicken. I couldnโ€™t get mad at Ron though cuz I want him to attack intruder animals so I just gently scolded him lol

We went twice today ๐Ÿ˜ญ the vibes are immaculate and they arenโ€™t even fully open. Cannot wait to try everything on this menu. Personally one of the most enticing menus Iโ€™ve seen in Sonoma County!!! Their wine list absolutely slaps

Omg the little restaurant down the street from us is opening this morning for coffee! A couple from NYC bought the place earlier this year after our beloved wine bistro closed and they did such a good job with sprucing up the place I canโ€™t wait to go see it!!!

Ron takes his only marketable skill very seriously and protects all 11 of his ladies every day. He doesnโ€™t gaslight, mansplain, have a podcast, or get defensive when we talk shit about other mean roosters. He has one job and does it without complaints. A true leader in this economy.