Snickering Dolphin

Getting shot and killed because you made a cop feel butt-hurt seems like a pretty big violation of the Fourth Amendment.

Happy Caturday to all who celebrate! This is Winslow. He’s the sweetest dude ever who was found by Good Samaritans in a Costco parking lot as a tiny and severely dehydrated kitten. Now he’s living his best life where he’s doted on daily.

Buy this outfit to support the war effort!

Jfc what the hell drugs is grandpa 🍊💩on this morning.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

Shart of the Deal.

Farting on a lighter will do that.

So who ordered the Chinese stuff we don’t need?

This is “Trouble”, the neighbor cat, visiting me at work. #Caturday

No idea where the NYT finds people foolish enough to think a Trump presidency will improve their lives in any way.

Basically: I don’t think people understand that 36 hours from now it’s possible that America will have a formalized system for abducting enemies of the regime and stashing them in foreign gulags, indefinitely. www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

In this Tennessee Valley factory town, electrification still means a woke big government project imposed by deranged Democrat Party radicals of the 1930s. But they do know this: by closing EV plants and ceding the market to China, we can unleash a new American era of garment sewing and coal mining.

Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.

Rhetoric-wise, I’d steer students away from ever arguing “we’re as ethical as a murderer”.

Omg the sass…

Smells like BS…

Hillbilly Diplomacy Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance. by Maureen Dowd

Pre-run pics at Point Defiance Park. The weather gods were on our side and the rain started just after we logged our 7 miles 💪

The money quote.

Heads up folks. We can watch live on C-Span. www.c-span.org/event/house-... Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.

Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board? Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace. Reporter: Have you seen any shows there? Trump: No, I didn’t go.

Yes, Trump’s economy wrecked my business. But at least I don’t have to celebrate Black History Month anymore.

So much fun seeing JAL flight attendants in front of the Sydney Opera House promoting their airline’s service to Australia, especially now that we’re officially back in the cold dark Northern Hemisphere…

You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded. Fuck you, reindeer.

Happy Caturday from baby Fabienne.

I will call the goddamn police

Sunny Los Angeles with a swan boat ride in Echo Lake Park.