Swoobs

Swoobs

@sofakingtired247.bsky.social

Mother of humans. Mom of dogs. Married to my best friend. That's all I got.

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One of my favorite things is hearing my 6th grader tell me about the games they played during lunch recess, on the way home from school. I remember feeling so out of place in 6th grade and very lonely. Lots of girl "groups" that I never really fit into. Makes my heart happy.

FFS! Why are we still using tissue paper for sewing patterns in the year 2026?! I bet no one in sci-fi stories has to use tissue paper for sewing garments in their versions of 2026. Cutting the pattern is the WORST part of sewing and tissue paper makes it 100 times worse. Do better Simplicity.

Why is Davy trying to seduce all the girlies at the beginning of Daydream Believer? Like, come on man... You knew what track it was... You just wanted to make all the girls swoon with that sexy voice

This is fucking embarrassing and gross. The entire planet is laughing at us.

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President Donald Trump was awarded the new FIFA peace prize on Friday at the 2026 World Cup draw — giving the soccer spectacle to set matchups for the quadrennial tournament even more of a Trumpian flair.

"Dont plant to basil you get in the grocery store. It won't grow. Its meant to be hydroponic." Ok whatever. Tell that to this absolute beast of a basil plant. It's at least 2 feet tall probably closer to 3. And smells so heavenly.

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CHICAGO: “My uncle was on his way home from getting groceries on his bike — they grabbed him and choked him and punched him… he’s a kind hardworking man. They’re racially profiling people.” Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.

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It doesn’t matter what your politics are regarding immigration. If they do not begin and end with human beings needing to be treated with dignity and respect, especially when it comes to the enforcement of the law, your politics are wrong.