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My favorite NFL team of all time is whichever team is playing the “LA” Chargers Every year the Chargers don’t win a Super Bowl, that’s my Super Bowl. I am undefeated. If they lose in the playoffs, I cum in my pants. FOOTBALL SATAN - LEND ME YOUR POWER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! 🔥🤘😈🤘🔥

Isn’t this clearly Kyle Maclachlan @dennycarter.bsky.social

“it’s Tolu Smith time” - Tolu Smith

two americas

Why would this ever have required an explanation ?

Mendoza’s State Farm commercial - it is absurd to call a giant adult man adorable so I won’t - but come on

l̵e̵b̵r̵o̵n̵ i̵s̵ tanks are built like a̵ t̵a̵n̵k̵ lebron james

before trump all news used to be exactly like this

the ladies of the wnba continue to be the best of us

I guess it would have made sense to do your own dishes for the millisecond when Airbnb was just people renting out a spare bed in their actual homes. But now that it’s rich guys with 15 houses putting wooden signs in all the bathrooms that say, Dingleberry Checkpoint 👮‍♂️, I think they can fuck off.

Scarface (2025)

“I deed nahhht heet her, I deed naaaaaht!” -Johnny

Cookiepuss reminds me vaguely of Judge Holden from blood meridian (complimentary)

You might THINK you know what team Kevin Durant is on … but are you 100 percent sure???

This is a will forte character

spoOOooOooOOky!!

This is a top 5 basketball account for me, highly recommend

this is a superflex roster. what a sorry, sorry, sorry state of affairs. and it's not like, a 32 team league. 12 teams and this is the best I could do.

RT IF YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IS 6-0

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social let er rip, I’m 6-0 too

“Malfoid” discussion is crazy, I don’t wanna know about this shit. I know these people need bullying and maybe I am the one to do it but I’m not going back over there to do it.

In light of the latest wave of injuries to the Rams, I am amending LAC @ LAR from ❌ to 🤔, indicating a mere 95% chance the Rams win, down 5 percent from 100 percent.

If Cameron Dicker got on the Harrison Mevis bulk-up regimen, he'd be The Thiccer Dicker

Added Harbaugh, "Further, in two years with the Giants, he has ZERO new credible rape allegations"

who saw it this weekend?

Dee Winters with the rare defensive beastquake

Energy so good on this app right now. Last week we were so accepting of the chargers inevitable badness that we just had nothing to say but like jncos and mullets it has come full circle baby and these fuckers are comically bad again

I swear Justin Herbert has thrown that exact interception to that exact coverage 5 times this year.

TIL there is a “kicking ball”

as the winless chargers travel to Kansas City to face the undefeated chiefs, one is reminded of the classic paradox: What happens when an unstoppable force meets the most movable possible object, a completely flimsy object??

Elon Musk, gesturing to taxidermied monkey with a trout tail sewn on: So ez yoo kin see, huh huh, uh, wiv made rill mehmaids. Uh. Huh. End yull be able t’hug end kiss thum soon. The press: Elon Musk, who has always had hair, makes every boy’s wish come true

@baybayfriend.bsky.social cannot wait to see how you render a rifle out of golf ball spheres

It’s nice that you can basically drop your phone in the toilet now with no consequences. That didn’t just happen, I’m just saying it’s nice

(My finger hovers 25 percent) “So, how’s your day going?” (I enter a custom tip of one thousand dollars)

the accountant for tax purposes

TO BE FAIR, that these teens are over 18 is a serious step in the right direction for Gaetz and we should applaud his efforts

Brewers fans wandering around DTLA like when Bruce willis had to wear the sandwich board in Die Hard

Second best Christian Kirk