Denny Carter

Bengals stopped pretending to do under center stuff on Sunday against the Ravens and immediately looked like Super Bowl contenders. Just stop the under center nonsense.

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We don't have enough NFL Quality Linemen to go under Center for most teams.

The whole “under center” thing In the NFL has been a total bust. Most teams that talked a big game about going under center immediately abandoned it and those that stuck with it have done so to their detriment.

oh my dear lord

I LIVED IT: They only had low sodium sunflower seeds at 7-11.

ESPN goes to break with Pat McAfee choking on a potato

As if Manziel wasn’t already one of the most loathsome athletes of the 21st century

“Sir, we booked two of the biggest loser QBs of all time and a guy who once caught passes from Tom Brady for fifteen minutes.”

Truly

journalism

Kirk Cousins has faced the 10th-most pressures (92) of any QB (MNF pending), but his 10.2 percent pressure-to-sack rate is fifth-best among QBs (min. 200 dropbacks). When the switch to Fernando Mendoza happens, the bad sack-avoidance traits he displayed in college could make life rough.

they won't tell you this

My boy @rotopat.bsky.social has some questions that needed to be asked in his Sunday Aftermath column, which the sportsball folks on Bluesky should always read. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

Me, watching "Waterworld":

EPA per pass attempt on throws of at least 20 yards downfield. In case you're wondering (I know you are): The worst downfield passers this season are Justin Herbert, Matthew Stafford, and Cam Ward.

using 37 million gallons of water to make the worst movie in human history

Bengals on Sunday said enough of this running shit. They went *16%* over their expected pass rate against the Ravens and passed on 65% of their early downs. They should simply keep doing that.

Denny was then immediately chokeslammed off the top of the Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker

Updated total team air yards data: -Giants are just letting it rip, I guess. I don't hate it. -So many junk air yards for the Raiders -Rams had the 5th fewest air yards in Week 7 with Adams out Check out more air yards stuff from @bandit.football: www.bandit.football/stats/air-ya...

Butker has missed seven field goals over his past 11 games. Hate to see it.

kinda fucked up that the reaction to every major election is now something like "my opponent had fewer votes than i did but then he didn't, what happened"

the single most annoying thing i've ever seen on a football field. i know that makes me old.

This is really something since Mike Tomlin was one of the most reliably conservative fourth down decision makers in modern NFL history. Here's fourth down data from 2020-2025:

Santa needs to spend less on advertising and more on producing better quality products

Butker misses. Blue wave imminent.

lmao apnews.com/article/braz...

When I pull the Christmas box down on October 25th, Denny looking at me out the window like

Meta has to be destroyed. It just has to.

talked about the insidiousness of Christmas creep

Serious question: How are you supposed to adjust to stop JSN?

Garbage time merchant throws two TDs

Midhomes is BACK

old man balsanaro is about the get covid so hard

when I've been waiting all day for Sunday night

one time www.poliwave.com/br/live/pres...

Our analytics king forgot the second part of the Go For It formula: Calling a play that can actually work.

I have been cursed with the knowledge that on Polymarket *over $208 million* has been bet on the outcome of the Brazilian election so far.

When someone warms up broccoli in the office microwave.

[lcd soundsystem voice] called-back blake corum TDs, you're really brining me down

Lula RN