Sol Smoak

When Obama is speaking, I would give anything for the crowd to start chanting, “Four More Years!”

WTF?! How can Jeopardy have a column called “I Got A Fever” and none of the questions be “More Cowbell?”

Pulitzer Prize!! Haha!!

I want to coin the phrase, “Great Unraveling “ Do I have that power? We’ll see.

Unfortunately, when Mike Johnson says, “Nobody could be a more lackluster Speaker than me,” Hawkeem Jefferies is right there saying, “Hold my glass of water.”

Only a couple more weeks till The Unraveling begins. Hell hath no fury…

A lot of fluff on Fox News this morning considering everything that’s going on.

Public executions. Awesome. As if the line between us and them wasn’t blurry enough already.

John Galt…..? Ender Wiggin….? Anyone? Anyone?

Los chilies del Diablo. Carolina Reapers.

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It takes a lot of energy and effort to be above our human nature.

Carolina Reapers ripening. Pure evil in a pepper. 🌶️

TV news making the plane switch out to be some kind of cool James Bond type shit. All I can think of is that if the threat were that credible, they were willing to sacrifice everyone on AF1.

Russians bombing the fuck outta Kyiv right now and we dgaf because we’re busy bombing the fuck outta Iran right now. WTF?

Apparently, I will sit and watch Josey Wales every damn time it comes on.

Blue Jay bully.

The bitch about retirement is my availability to attend children’s birthday parties. God help me.

Im thinking “What happened to the reflection pool?” Is going to be the next “Who won the election in 2020?”

It would be a really bad idea to get yourself arrested live on social media touching the pool water. Please don’t do that.

Do not wait for the unthinkable to happen before you have that “talk” with your cats.

Within the garden lies a beast. A vicious beast indeed. And beyond that beast lies the grail you seek……

In my not-too-long-ago pre-retirement life, I woulda had to of been at work two hours ago. Now I get up, rat around a bit, then come back to bed, which is full of cats.

Still… Not my cat.

It all feels like an episode of Pinky & the Brain.

In with the new boss Same as the old boss Walk us into war As we all fall in behind

Where the fuck is John Galt? I’d settle for Ender Wiggin.

Section 122= Order #66

Nutlick’s looks scared to death someone’s gonna ask an Epstein question.

Or better yet, maybe dems can join the Meidas party outside and watch the speech on a large screen while giving it the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment.

Democrats should have an alternate state of the union speech featuring Bad Bunny.

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I’m not real religious but you don’t have to be to know the light from the dark.

“Long after the president is gone, I will still hate you,” is something I never imagined I would ever say in my lifetime.

What do you even say anymore?

Shannon Bremen forgot to ask Mike Waltz his favorite kind of ice cream.

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Remember that time when Biden slurred some words?

Sorry, I was sleeping. Did those tariff rebate checks come?

Deathclaw!! Yay!!

I am almost 62 years old. Yesterday I went to Bimini for the first time in my life and held an upside-down jellyfish in my hand. A freakin’ big one. So yeah, it’s the little things.

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Quiet Piggy.

Weasel Boy Johnson just sounds so pathetic. Hypocrisy runs deep with this one.

SODA POP IN THE WATER FOUNTAINS AND A UNICORN FOR EVERYONE!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Watch this. Open your eyes to this brutality. ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man. Now share this. Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back. You have power. Even sharing this video exerts that power.