Caffeinated Daydreamer

If you have flags on your vehicle, you are either very annoying or a pirate. Those are the only two options.

If the Trojan War taught us anything, it's that you SHOULD look a gift horse in the mouth.

I think my most boomer take is that I hate online shopping. I want to go to a place and feel the material. I want to see how big things are in person. I'm trying to find some roll-off toolboxes, and I can't find a single store in town that carries the ones I want.

Be like Dan Levy.

Okie dokie arti-choke-me

How to ethically promote my business with Instagram/Facebook ... 0 results.

How I arrived on bluesky

I hope someone remembers to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong..

Hey friends who enjoy Ghibli, We've watched Kiki's delivery service, Totoro, and Ponyo with my 5 and 7 year old. I'm thinking Spirited away next.. Any others you think would be appropriate for this age?

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The thing I miss most are the annual @electrolemon.bsky.social september videos. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I feel like all the bands that dropped out should just do a tour. Proceeds go to Palestine.

Ms Rachel x Maklemore colab when

"Lmbo" infuriates me. You can't even say the initial for the word "ass"?? Fucking juvenile.

I had an idea a long time ago for a book of poetry written by people in prison called "Prose and Cons"

I was driving behind somebody who had a big "Navy Mom" sticker across their back window, except part of the Y was scratched off and it looked like an I. I could imagine was

I thought people were saying "dogpilling", as in the act of wrapping something in a piece of cheese to make it more tolerable

Damn. I just realized my goat sound is just squidward doing spongebobs laugh.

I was sitting on a stoplight next to my kid's elementary school. Some kid, probably 12 years old, set his phone on the ground by the fence at the basketball courts. He backed up ~30 feet, full sprinted toward the basketball hoop and jumped, touching the very bottom of the net. Dudes rock.

Free idea for card shops to pick up: Pokemon TCG kids classes. Charge like $15 to teach how to play, sell decks and mats and stuff to parents. Boom, profit. Also, please teach my kid (and me by proxy) how to play lol

Just made a subtle 9/11 joke to my therapist..

Everything on the internet is getting turned into a walled garden. No, I don't want to create a fucking account to look up places to eat for dinner.

Hey YouTube, It would be great if you could stop showing Viagra commercials during my kids subscriptions. Fucking google

@pzlr.org listening to Hey Riddle Riddle and you mentioned the name change for Moana. Idk about France, but I do remember in Italy they changed the name because she shares a name with a famous pornstar and they wanted to avoid children searching for the wrong Moana.

Hell yeah, Spidey! Fuck up those Nazis!

Why didn't the vet like his prize for studying fecal issues in felines? . . . . Because it was a Cat-ass-trophy 😃

I mostly enjoyed the Odyssey. I thought all the actors did a fantastic job. Great directing. I liked the adjustment of Odysseus's character arc. Etc. Honestly, my one complaint: that movie was so goddamn loud. I had to pop in my earbuds halfway through and felt shaky with overstimulated anxiety.

My kids have been watching this YouTube channel Aquarium info and it's a cute channel. She makes cool terrariums and aquariums and stuff, but she's started using fucking AI in her videos and it pisses me the fuck off. Just hire a fucking artist for god's sake.

Should Jewish people be allowed to play basketball? We asked this nazi their thoughts.

Okay, @adambash.com jumping back into this convo. If DCC wasn't your cup of tea, but you are interested in litRPG, i'm about halfway through "he who fights monsters" and it's a fun one.

@themikebachmann.bsky.social and @thriftycrafts.bsky.social after listening to the timeloop eps, I've decided a new podcast with the two of you just talking is a good idea. It can be called "Mikes on Mics"

The first two CDs that I owned, I was gifted for Christmas. Will Smith's Willennium And Christina Aguilera's self titled album (genie in a bottle)

Once again, recommending qobuz to nobody in particular. ... @rtnyw.bsky.social

1: the notebook 2: dawn of the dead 3: the mask 4: ponyo 5: Jay and silent Bob strike back 6: the phantom menace 7: Mamma Mia 8: say anything 9: son of the mask 10: Hoosiers 11-15: Indiana Jones 1-5

@joshgondelman.bsky.social listening to your hey riddle riddle episode right now and I gotta say your karaoke song fix are *chefs kiss* Fantastic choices all around. 10 out of 10. Would sing karaoke with you.

this is the correct response to anything Potter-related no "I personally disagree with her but I'm going to do it anyway" it's a hard no, end of story

I don't know anything about Shane Gillis. I started watching that show "tires" because I have a friend from high school that had a small part in it. It was not a good show.

Still blows my mind Hollywood made a Jack Reacher film, and cast famously short Tom Cruise as the lead.

So my five-year-old's best friend, we're cool with the parents. We've hung out with them a lot. We've even had game nights and parties and what not. I am finding out that the dad, who I do have several commonalities with, has some very bad opinions on things. (into AI and wants meta-glasses..)

I'm scared that I'm gonna be added to some starter pack and then have a bunch of random followers who will expect me to post. But guess what? I'm not gonna do that.

Okay what are we even doing anymore..

@nikahoward.bsky.social I like to imagine that Parmella and Ratma are related. Maybe not by blood, but spiritually they are sisters.

Finally someone is talking about this.

You know, they have a rule for when you should stop wearing white, but not when you can start wearing it again.

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You say all these things like it's a bad thing.