Random mcrandom

Cute so I have 5 more years to reach “good boy” status. 😭😭😭

That moment when you see a hot Twitter str8 in the wild and communicate with men who don’t live in your area on the apps. I love it. 😵‍💫

The way I want cock and a situationship.

From Lake America to seeing a man who I’ve distanced myself from. It’s a fun time Thursday.

Me earlier: I hate it all. Me (after getting good dick hours later): the world still sucks but maybe there’s some hope. Me tomorrow probably: fuck everything. It’s a cycle lol.

Update they both appeared next to each other on the Grindr grid.

being gay is so fun. like what do you mean you’re asking your friends with benefits (we’re not close) to slap your face with his dick…. And then you messaged a guy on Grindr who ghosted you years ago.

Should I just stop going to work

the way being gay is so hard and stressful.

I wouldn’t recommend being gay with daddy issues

As a 30 something maybe I hate alcohol now

Is there a term for emotional support cock?

Hang it in the Louvre

Oh you love me? Name 3 diseases I’m convinced I have

Chest out, shirt up

I hope the 5 members of the USA Men’s Olympic Hockey team who refused the white house visit are all getting their dicks sucked tonight ❤️… and i hope the rest of them shit their pants from that white house mcdonalds.

Is being gay fun? No.

Jesus Christ

Me seeing “The Moment” 😵‍💫

Being gay is only meant for God’s strongest warriors.

On the daily

Having covid will make you want to be a new person

❌ small dick ✅ hung at heart

Me everyday:

hey chat. I think I’m depressed.

My mouth prevents me from hooking up… I talk way too much or joke around too much.

Apparently everyone in this town is going to a pump and dump and then an orgy also… according to sniffies

Why am I so fucking single? A memoir.

I’m pretty sure I’m depressed, horny but not horny and lost at the same time. It’s crazy how a piece of news can disrupt your train of thought.

Currently trying to step my butt card up… so it never declines.

The fact that I’m warming up to getting spanked scares me

I’m black btw

Bartender is wearing a negro league jersey and I couldn’t be more happier

Also am I celibate? The idea of hooking up with a 27 year old is cute but also I feel like I don’t care.

I’m at a moment in my life where I feel like a charity case and I don’t necessarily hate it. Even though I want a man to love me… I slick know now is no that right time for some reason.

I lost my shot at having a sugar daddy from this app because I like to ask questions.

I love NYC. Everyone thinks they’re the main character.

First Ghostface win in Oscar herstory.

Being good at going down on men

Night is going better than anticipated. Very happy so far!

Sometimes I get nervous before sucking… sometimes I run… sometimes I’m scared of the d…

Little big planet

the tiktok ban

Not me sitting next to a hot man who seems like weed and having to now leave the bar and be steward of the commitments that I’ve made. lol. 🤡

Me in 2025

It’s 2:46 am and I feel like I’m not gay enough.