Sophie Petzal

www.broadcastnow.co.uk/sky/prisoner... Heyyyy this is what I’ve been up to the last few months.

How has this happened twice in one year. Absolutely devastating. news.sky.com/story/spain-...

Hahahahahaha

Me lying in bed: ‘I’ll run this evening.’ Me leaping out of bed: ‘oh no we can’t cos it’s DARK AT FUCKING 3PM NOW.’

Oops

When I first moved here in 2013, I'd go on runs and blow black soot out of my nose afterwards. The air quality and general sense of greenness about the city has completely transformed.

We get it, TNT, you love Bayern. Get a fucking room. Jeez.

This is fucked. Really bleak how entrenched this is becoming.

‘You Can See Everything’-themed poster for ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’. In theaters on December 23.

There's an interview with Declan Rice on youtube and KSI asks him what activity outside football has given him the biggest adrenaline rush... ...He answered 'You Me Bum Bum Train'. Your CDM could never.

Classic FM churning out all my faves while I made my AESTHETIC dinner. Rach 2. Finzi’s clarinet concerto. Faure’s Pavane. 🙏🏻

Love it when footballers thank Jesus in the post match interview like he got a sky sports subscription

Variants on Dives and Lazarus on @classicfm.com while cleaning parakeet shit off the balcony is the vibe RVW was going for.

In Ugly: A Letter to My Daughter, I write about the difficult experience of growing up aesthetically misaligned with my “prom queen” mom and how my queerness exacerbated my sense of ugliness.

Oh, this is just awful. Poor Beth Dobbin. I remember watching that interview after her false start and wanted to hug her. We really need to get to grips with ME, long Covid post-viral syndromes generally. What a fucking awful situation for her. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athlet...

After a few spotting I think the guy who plays Sauron in the LOTR tv show lives near me and I don’t know who in my real life to talk to about this because I’m the only one I know who watches that thing except @olliemastersbskys.bsky.social 😂😂😂

We’re at lie in bed and stare at your running gear weather season

The Death Star remains a wonder of modern murder-at-scale technology

Liverpool look like dog shit

Today’s kids won’t have their first crushes on animated characters because they all look like round edged Bratz dolls. No one will know what it’s like to simp for Pocahontas’ best mate with her workman’s arms and cute fringe or a skinny fox in a raggedy ass tunic.

I like that this has come back round again

That SNL UK Tube Movie sketch is our Papyrus.

I don’t have main character energy I have Glup Shitto energy. I’m the annoying side character with over energetic vocal tics you find funny for a little bit but quickly wish would just fuck off.

I think if the state is allowed to try and murder you but fails you should automatically be granted complete clemency. But I also think the state shouldn't be allowed to murder you. Etc.

The Room Next Door - Kemi Badenoch

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

"Joe Bloggs was today found guilty in court of robbing five hundred banks but we must stress Mr Bloggs denies robbing any banks"

Never heard the like of this in any sort of legal verdict before after someone was found to be so fucking guilty.

“Restorative justice” does not mean he is then owed an audience, or the audience he had prior to us learning about this. And this says nothing of my empathy for his victim who perhaps had to deal with the yearslong public praise for her rapist and now all this shit.

Wow, massive start for #CelebrityTraitors. Season 2 premiere was watched by 8.9m viewers on the BBC, nearly 3m up from last year. A record season premiere rating for the show.

This is incredibly sad apple.news/A1GTUmliDSMW...

Reports indicate Manchester City's appeal will question the independent panel's finding that Sheikh Mansour was unaware of 'sham' deals, arguing it is implausible that around £830M of his own funds were used without his knowledge.

I’m just hoping Sky doesn’t start a nuclear war with Russia before Prisoner 2 comes out.

Societies that still have the death penalty have something broken within them.

Tennessee has had two failed executions this year. The death penalty should be abolished. Christa Pike wasn’t afraid to die. She was afraid they would screw it up and make her suffer. Which is exactly what happened. We shouldn’t allow the government to kill people.

This is just state barbarism. Nothing less.

Sometimes you remember in America the state is legally allowed to murder people and it all makes sense. Depraved people.

my initial read on the Cornell 7 case is that we’re likely to have an overdue national conversation about the voluntary intoxication loophole.

This is the literal reason why sportswashing works. This is exactly the aim.

Liquid Bluesky

Pretty fucking different scenario here Andy