Jeff Fallert

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Question… nobody seems to be able to answer for me… Is it even legal for trump to register to vote in Florida? Don’t they have a law banning felons from even registering In Florida?

Music on the roof tonight…

Correct me if Im wrong… isn’t it illegal for convicted felons to register to vote in Florida? One of the many ways to throw people off the voter rolls? A follow up question… isn’t the Tangerine Shitgibbon registered to vote in Florida?

Living in San Diego, I‘d just like to throw a local political thought out there. Carl Demaio is like a mild case of herpes. Herpes simplex I recurring, shows up every once in a while to try and ruin your life. but in the long haul, really is just an annoying fever blister

At a birthday party full of gay men… It occurs to me by the end of the first line of Happy Birthday, everyone is in the same key and on pitch. Some doing prrfect harmonies. Why can’t straight people get that?

Lotus in bloom up on the roof

I can’t stop laughing at this. This is chatgpt’s idea of beatboxing? youtube.com/shorts/Nd36B...

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So I’ve decided that Elbow could be the 2000‘s Radiohead… but they never got the recognition they deserved. Great band

Crunchy Avocados… bad name for a punk album? Yay or nay?

Well… it happened again. Grindr crashed in Dallas. You get that many republican men gathered together in one place, its bound to happen. Just sayin’

Music on the roof this evening.

Doctors say that measles can kill young children. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his car says they'll be fine as long as they eat enough beef tallow. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Yep, exactly. youtube.com/shorts/rBuks...

RIP Dolly 🥺

The number of Donald Trump's felony convictions is now higher than his approval rating. Just thought you should know.

National debt has just hit $40 trillion… but tell me again how the GOP is the party of fiscal responsability. Or how the potus is an accomplished businessman.

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Music on the roof this evening

Sometimes Andy is almost too close to the truth to be considered satire… www.borowitzreport.com/p/putin-and-...

Yep, that’s about right

I keep hearing the words millions and billions on a regular basis… I’m trying to keep the house and put gas in the car on a weekly basis. Granted, if we sold the house we could buy something cheap in the snow belt and be okay… Is that now the American middle class standard? Move somewhere cheap?

Probably never given AirPlay because it‘s definite about drugs… but my favorite Hum song off of You’d Prefer An Astronau. Stars made them famous… but they really are a jam/punk/alternative. Beautiful thick guitar layers almost like Smashing Pumpkins without the whine. Beautiful band if you listen

When will the White House apologize?

It’s officially Pride day in San Diego… which means the bars make enough ugh money whe they open a dance floor in the parking lot behind the bar that they’re fine with ignoring the normal sound limits at 10pm and conti blasting club beats until 2:00am because… fuck the neighbors €€€$$$ baby!

Trump did manage to do something no other potus had done… With all the bacterial infections going around. Vending machine grub is now the healthy choice for lunch.

Lindsey Graham is dead… Who will they get to play Googie Gomez int the revival of The Ritz now?

TRUMP THEN: If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. TRUMP NOW: We have vandalism… I think 290, 300 foot slit right through, and probably a box cutter, or a knife of some kind.

Kinda true…

Does anyone remember Joe Strummer and The Mescalaros? You should. The sons of the only band that mattered