souridealist.bsky.social

needle broken

a sewing machine is what a printer becomes when it evolves like a pokemon

sewing is not a process of attaching fabric to other fabric it is a process of fucking around with the lower bobbin and progressively hating your life

reading (emily wilson's) odyssey and of all the stuff athena arranges, some of it is very impressive, but then sometimes it's like. athena surely an ordinary human could have given odysseus directions to the biggest local landmark. did this really need divine micromanagement

been bringing comic books to work to read on my break but there's only about a 50/50 chance I'll have the energy for that so sometimes it's just like okay Cassie Cain just came to work with me for moral support I guess

there are many breathtakingly beautiful images from witch hat atelier but at this time I am choosing to share with everyone the Trumpet Fuckeratron 9000

I'd figure a millionaire has one million in *liquid* assets. So Grandma who bought a house before the city gentrified but is living on her social security payments is not a millionaire.

the thing about yuletide is that I'm a dom top about that too

muslim superheroine who doesn't wear a mask or disguise her face in her costume but still has a secret identity because in her civilian life she wears a burqa. is this anything. (her family knows what's up.)

If you're going to pronounce 'pianist' with an ee sound then I cannot stress enough the importance of enunciating the T

middle aged skinny hipster-glasses-wearing guy on a bike with a bluetooth speaker blaring Alanis Morisette: yeah that's the character sketch of the day

Sypha has decided she wants to nap with one paw outstetched to touch my foot

NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.

morally neutral cybertruck?

think we're becoming an urban legend in the local orthodox jewish community

tumblr posts which haunt me but which I've never been able to find again, #394: the one about fortnite that was like "in my day, when you loaded into a video game and the opposing team shot at you, you had the decency to shoot back. you didn't build a motherfucking Dutch Colonial."

was poking through my folder of unsorted TTRPG-related shit and discovered a spreadsheet labelled "balloonist shopping," which opened to reveal what appears to be a very plain character sheet for a system I do not recognize

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

fuck you mean 'providemce' is more common than 'vilify'

got a job interview tomorrow for a job that might actually be something I'd genuinely enjoy but the commute is just not feasible by public transit so I'd have to really speedrun some lifestyle changes

taps the Hey You Know Artists Make Money When Covers Of Their Songs Get Big? sign again I guess

last year in Illinois in the brief window where qualifying conditions were required at all we did not need any supporting documentation

"tim drake is an ashen quadrant slut" and other thoughts to remind one that the past is inescapable

Sad to hear about Dolly Parton, but, as another great force for good said, you're not really dead until the ripples you leave in the world fade away, and with all the good she did for kids' literature and music, she'll ripple down the generations. We won't be truly without her in my lifetime.