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For those of you keeping track of what will eventually appear in GR mom's obituary, it will NOT be "NYT bestselling author". I blame Stock Photo Dog b/c we did great at booksellers who had 'Zolá on the cover! Thanks to all of you for the amazing support on this journey💛

This is Arlo. He was on a walk when he found a missing and injured dog by following a trail of blood. We're awarding Arlo and his keen nose with our highest honor, a 15/10.

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Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job

Know where to go when you've gotta go. Open. Filter for what's open. Find your PitStop. Never get caught scrambling for somewhere "to go" on your run or bike ride. #runsky #cyclesky #bikesky

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Here comes more on Week One! Keep engaged and ask questions! The more we get, the more everyone gets to learn. - SMRC www.southernmostrunningco.com/blogs/smrc-x...

This is Jack. He shocked everyone with an unhinged scream before he launched into a race… and then won. 14/10 (TT: paigephills)

DENVER, I GUESS WE WEREN'T APPRECIATIVE ENOUGH OF THE MILD TEMPERATURES BECAUSE THE WEATHER GODS ARE OUT FOR VENGEANCE THIS WEEK, THEY'RE REALLY TURNING UP THE FUCKERY, NOTHING BUT GODDAMNED NINETIES AS FAR AS I CAN SEE. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: SUN: 89° MON: 96° TUE: 98° WED: 97° THU: 97° FRI: 97°

Time to meander home.

Not so quiet brunch with friends on a little private island getaway. Best part…no phones allowed!

8 days until the Keys100 starts in Key Largo and ends in Key West. One of the most gorgeous, epically difficult 100mi ultras around.

Keys time calls for Keys appropriate running gear.

The promised land. #dissky

Omg it's our mozzarella nugget's FIRST BIRTHDAY! Thank you for making us realize what we were asking for when we said we wanted "voods but mobile", you tiny agent of chaos!

Who doesn’t want to run here?

Grand California vibes or Big Sur station?

Bit of a giraffic jam at Kilimanjaro Safaris

It’s time.

Who’s feeling a bit Dopey?

For your drowning ponies. Life ring.

Previewing the marathon course and getting these vibes. 😍😍😍

When in Monterey

It took a couple hours' exposure time, but you can apparently photograph the Eagle Nebula from here

Let’s light up the night

As we edge up over the sky.

…only then, will we truly be living with the land.

Ready for another big weekend pacing at Big Sur marathon. Why pace anywhere else? I know…how about nö.

25 seconds to lift off

Cuz a timeline cleanse is appropriate.

26.2 less miles than planned Saturday when your pace gig gets cancelled due to severe weather.

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View from a Helios Grand Hotel room.

This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

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#SpaceshipEarthSunday #FArts #DisSky

The Onion visits The Land pavilion in Epcot:

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as @booker.senate.gov and stood for only 24 minutes.

Two heroic stray dogs rescued an injured dog from the middle of the road by dragging him to safety. The dog had been hit by a car and was stranded. Many cars passed by, but it was two stray dogs who pulled him off the road. The injured dog survived, and the stray dogs were rescued. 15/10 for both

Albuquerque but peak-y.

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