Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard

The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me

Ring Video [nextdoor], i sleep Ring Video [you will die in seven days] Real Shit

no one needs to hear from someone whose bio still says "the millenial amelie"

making a film adaptation of The Henriad's second tetralogy where it is revealed that Falstaff has actually been ghost, the whole time in fact, from the beginning.

Is the cure for male loneliness completing the human instrumentality project? for the Atlantic by Gendo Ikari

pokemon that have the Own Tempo ability should all be able to learn Metronome. They own the tempo.

controversial halloween opinion: reese's is pronounced "ree sees", non "ree sus". reece's pieces is pronounced "ree sees pee sees".

you've probably and accidentally eaten cat shit. but your cat has probably not eaten human shit. really make su think

i thought Montressor hated Fortunato, so why does he get him bricked up? #spookyseason

it is upsetting the degree to which i am able to identify with bill dauterive

is sean connery dead he's gotta be right?

as a grown ass man who sometimes struggles with a childproof lid they should really sell a "waiver of liability" version of ibuprofene with an easy-open pop top

the only time i had malort i drank it over ice and it was nice. sort of the mid point between johnnie walker red label and huffing acetone.

contrary to what my recent sponsored ads think, i have never wanted to picture myself like any quaid, let alone jack quaid

there are blade runner shorts? yawn. call me when they make blade runner pants

pixar should remake cosmopolis in the "cars" universe

did melkor secretly afflict galadriel and that's why she's hot?

the only time joel edgerton's falstaff would be considered appropriately fat in depiction would've been in 2000-2004

if u think im lyin check the couch, thats where im lyin

there should be a rotten tomatoes thats just for contemporary-to-release reviews

nw: Triangle (2009)

The Godfather Part II ☆☆☆☆ | ♡ KarlM18 writes A spectre is haunting america - the spectre of Italy. All the powers of american society have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Bishop and Governor, Mitchell and Pankhurst, Hobokener Radicals and Staten Island police-spies.

Mars Attacks. Any subtlety or satire went completely over my head so it was just aliens who could skeletonize you with their lazers and aside from cowboy yodelling music, which my parents didn't allow in the house, they had no weaknesses.

how many people die in plate/screw/piercing + MRI machine type mishaps every year, do you think?

why did baskin robbins and wu tang clan never collab? "UP FROM THE 31 FLAVORRRRS"

the partial and half remembered japanese i learned in high school has served me well for the foundation of a discipline i call "Fool's Linguistics"

magif the gathringb

they should let danny mcbride direct an Alien movie. let him take over as the franchise mascot-character like sigourney had been.

u gotta love when a movie autopsy diagnosis is an animal attack but "like no animal i've ever seen"

Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.

i would hesitate to call most of my thinking "critical"

why are we making a triumphal arch? who did we triumph over?

I was not angry since I came to france until this instant. please don't put in the newspaper etc etc

i can't believe my Idiosyncratic Bespoke Solution [I.B.S.] is failing me in utterly predictable ways

one of the secretaries on this episode of mad men has a really small head

I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.

And Ed Sheeran has been PM for what, a month?

not me watching the union attempt at the George Eastman Museum whole-heartedly embracing the sparkling centrism of Metropolis (1927).

AI, 3d printing, and funko pops all have the same stank.

#silmarillion #ainur

while i'm at it, genre is also a fake idea designed to say "i'm not like other girls!".it's stupid as shit. You think "witch house" is real? grow up.

i am so exhausted of trying to explain to the children on reddit that "artstyles" aren't real, their "artstyle" is "go study anatomy" and "put down the airbrush tool"