Konni J

Ever since I played Mafia 2 this has been the only way I say "what the fuck"

giantess AND a foot fetish kink?? brother that's no small feat

would love to know the collective mental state of primary school math teachers around the start of this year

spent today brewing 2 commander decks without thinking about wincons

wet link looking like a porcelain cherub statue every grandma has in their house

Found it

Absolute cream of the crop for the boomer shooter revival era, can't reccommend this one enough

just want to share my favorite video on here

retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this

drafts cleared i'm going fuck it mode

muslim computer engineers be like installah they defrag him

dramatic actor doing a tearful scene: fuck it, we bawl professional seafood chef: fuck it, we boil the german indie filmmaker known for bad movies and humiliating Lowtax: fuck it, 'we Boll

I'm making Bright Souls and Unprotected Core at my new studio To Software

Pharrell Williams: It might seem crazy what im 'bout to say His therapist: O- O- O- O-kay let's unpack that

In Celebration of the reveal trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, traffic lights have been changed to Doctor Doom Green (Source: tinyurl.com/wvyb4z57)

completing the RE9 4-hour speedrun achievement

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter

mouse logging their cheese into cheddarboxd

Fucking heavily with Marathon which I didn't expect. Narsh runs are terrifying and give me Lab X-18 jitters all over again

It's time to make a bowel movement! *Arrow Transition* The land of Toiletria needs a new hero! Rush to the bathroom in this exciting new way to experience the act of defecation! Clench! Push and Strain to give release your bowels. Shit launches out of my ass later today

some jokes write themselves

Learned that this tweet is uttered verbatim by Lego Alfred in the new Lego Batman game

Timeline is popping right now

always weak for one of these

In this limp bizkit universe I'm nothing but a speck of durst