Mike

Sometimes you gotta win the hard way #USMNT

By some miracle a new spider has been discovered in Australia and instead of being horrific it’s actually really cool. Welcome ballista spider

Ghana! Just saw the upset congrats

Ghana hanging in tough against England in the first half let’s hope they can pull off an upset

Well at least it can’t get worse next year lmao hopefully our new D coordinator can bring them back from the dead

Team USA look dominant so far in our group and our star player has only played a single half

LETS GOOOOO USA UP 2

Been watching Moscow’s refineries burn all day, it’s been lovely

Congrats to Australia Group D is the Cinderella group

Turkey getting upset by the socceroos is amazing

Is our men’s team good now? What a great half!

wtf is MGM+? Looks like I’ll be project pirating project Hail Mary

They know people in attendance are utterly and completely full of shit

Love this fight between Russell and Antonelli These new F1 regs are so great at creating racing opportunities

I for one love that the giants qb is stirring up internal conflict before the season has even started! Jaxson Dart should really tell us more!

The games haven’t started yet but somehow the Arizona Cardinals are already 0-1 lmao the AI slop schedule release gotta be one of the more tone deaf decisions made this offseason

Found this guy on my porch around midnight, don’t know what quest he’s on but it’s clearly bigger than me so I let him go on his way

I hope the people of Hungary partied hard after defeating Orban, they deserve it!

So will Trump drop the nukes or will he TACO it up yet again? We live in the dumbest timeline

Tiger Woods is a terrible driver

Lifting sanctions on Russian oil doesn’t mean it will flow lmao our idiot president is trying anyway

Chuck Norris has allowed himself to die. RIP Legend

I feel like Bluesky has the political anger turned up to 11 in their algorithm right now. I’m about to delete this shit lol

Bro doesn’t know how kompromat works lol

“Racing is when I win and you are 45 seconds behind me.” - Max Verstappen prolly

Leclerc could have challenged for this race but Ferrari strategy is going to Ferrari strategy

An absolute dogfight for the lead early on in this race! F1 is back baby!

Ya know, they may be at the back of the grid this year but it’s so cool to have an actual American F1 team. I’m a Cadillac fan now!

I voted for Talarico but if Crockett had won she would 100% have gotten my vote in November

Trump, like his mentor Putin, believed the whole thing would be over in three days.

I’m not really a political cartoon guy but this one is pretty good

Putin installed Trump and now the leopard is eating his face in Iran

It’s fine I’m sure, is oil even important?

The rift from “Givin up” by Linkin Park was stolen from “Let’s Go to War” by the Murderdolls and I will not apologize

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

Shahed drones and ballistic missiles are always treated like they are somehow different or worse when hitting countries not named Ukraine. This savagery is all to familiar to those paying attention

Hard to see how any Middle East races can happen this year

Board of peace president and FIFA peace prize recipient launches war against Iran

Hmmm this seems… bad

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, if we can survive the end of the boomer generation we will be okay

Who does polymarket have yelling something at the state of the union? And it’s gotta be an Epstein callout right?

WHAAAA

Nobody believes cbs

31 point swing in a ruby red Texas district, now a 37 point swing in a ruby red Louisiana district. Special elections are weird but this is the type of disaster cycle that will make republicans not even run rather than be humiliated. I expect retirement announcements to start flooding in

Arrest Woody Allen holy fuck

People really forget Texas has more blue voters than some states have people

Shedeur Sanders in the pro bowl? What a joke

It’s very funny that the next democrat president can take trumps gifted Nobel away from him because of the emoluments clause

The president bought 2 million in Netflix stock, and a couple million in WB discovery. Hmmm wonder if he will approve the sale… it’s a mystery

They have lost their minds