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We like to Pardo, We like, we like to Pardo. We like to Pardo, We like, we like to Pardo. Matai Fernandez Pardo, He's gona be a staro. We bought him from les François, He's now a Geordie dancer! #nufc

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That tackle was horrific in a competitive game. In a fucking friendly, my word. So unfair on Elanga who looked one of the sharpest on the pitch before that. #nufc really need another RW now.

My sources tell me this is just darrens agent putting pressure on #nufc to improve their contract offer. Though Darren's preferred move is still Liverpool. However they're worried his demands could affect their ability to sign a defender this wi

🚨 HERE WE GO! 🚨 A taxi has been spotted arriving at SJP having left from Darren's street earlier today. Sources close to Darren say interview went well. negotiations being finalised over a 0 hours contract on minimum wage. Bonuses believe to include a 10% discount @ club shop and pie after shift.

What the actual fuck. Now I'm seriously worried for the season ahead. We're genuinely fucked, no one of merit is gona take over at this point.

What the actual fuck is this. This must be a bot of some kind right?

To all the #nufc fans acting like signing Barnes to a new contract is some kind of season destroying calamity. Who in the squad do you think is good enough to play for the toon? Add those players up and then subtract from 25, the remaining number is how many players we need to sign in 3 weeks.

I see a lot of #nufc fans saying the club have leaked info to Keith downie. There are always more than just the buying club involved and he even stated the club probably didn't want it coming out. Think it's safe to say his source was probably not someone directly at the club?