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I'm going to make a crazy wild bold prediction... without even looking at the poly markets.... if the Brewers win tonight..and tomorrow night..they win the series

Another one gone amazing...well at least Shatner will live forever.. apparently

Nononono...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..LEAVE BAYWATCH IN THE DUST BIN OF HISTORY WHERE IT BELONGS..nobody asked for a reboot

Is it spring again yet?

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Why in the hell would she want to go back and work in that justice department I mean I'm glad the judge ruled this way but does she really think she'll be giving any cases or any responsibilities they may give her a desk and a paycheck but I bet you she's ostracized

Down goes BYU..to central Florida..these rankings are ridiculous

I think Mississippi flipping a senate seat is really a stretch but if all the black people I've met in my life who were eligible to vote but didn't turned out for this election there's a chance it could happen. so many of them in my experience just didn't feel like it would matter

Now that star link has been successfully restored for Ukraine I look for Ukraine to launch a massive strike against Russia since they haven't been able to launch drones and missiles for a week they should have a back stock.. at least that's what I hope happens

More top 10 teams performing terribly this week Texas Tech can't beat Cincinnati. who's unranked. Indiana's barely in the lead and about to be tied by unranked Michigan.. the ranking system for college football is really f***** up this year

Man the white supremacist are really getting desperate I just saw a "liberals are the new racist" ad during the Indiana Michigan game.. the white woman saying she has to "hide her face because people will spew hated her".. b**** we hate you because you're racist

The state department warning about Iran getting ready to start killing Americans overseas is awfully convenient and it's timing right before election day we already know they want to kill us we attack them while we were negotiating with them they're just trying to scare the stupid people

Hard to believe that the voters in Michigan and Maine are considering voting for Collins and Collins.. I guess they don't really understand that if Republicans still control the Senate there will be another Young fascist Supreme Court Justice when Alito retires

Too corrupt for this administration?..he must of hit on the wrong guys wife

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holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

It's very telling that the f****** UK will send Jets to protect Saudi Arabia but not Ukraine indefensible...you assholes

Pray for this pooch

Sure, Jan, like CBS has “news standards.”

The private citizen that shot and killed the Bend Oregon shooter spells his name.. Kaylub... I don't care how much of a hero they think he is.. what the actual f***..

I have an uneducated idiot neighbor down here in Mississippi that is railing about "the Communist from up in New York coming down and buying up all the property".. I couldn't say it to him but I want you to think about that.. communist.. buying property... I live amongst idiots

I'm going to make a prediction.... Miami is going to lose too

And Tennessee takes down Alabama what a weekend of football Texas Georgia Alabama haven't all lost on the same day in like 30 years

Hahaha hahaha WAR DAMN EAGLE Hahaha hahaha hahaha

Not every day that a new measure of job employment is invented we went from the scaramucci to the Zachariah

FBI employees sue over terminations linked to Trump investigation | AP News.... it took them this long to file suit? Good luck

So there's another no Kings protest this Saturday where I applaud the effort look what has happened since the other protests Venezuela, boats being blown up, Massive grifting and Corruption, Iran, ice murdering American citizens.. these protests did absolutely nothing. general strike needed

Wtf...robots today wudaya gonna do?

Vivek Ramaswamy’s new Ohio governor ad about property taxes “accidentally” featured a registered sex offender in the background. Vernon Edwards, the husband of the woman featured in the ad, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition involving a child under 13 and served eight years in prison.

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Why the f*** with every refrigerator in France need to be logged on to the internet?.. my grocery store refrigerators are hooked up to s***

Hahaha diesel futures jump higher despite the Putin deal hahaha so it's just giving money to Putin and not trying to lower prices it's not even that much money in the grand scheme of things why would he bother with this stupid s*** what idiot recommended this

satan infestation

What is it with pictures can't throw a ball just regular old throw a ball to somebody that's not even far away not the slinging High Velocity kind that they do from the mound just a tossed to a dude standing on the bed not terrible far away mystifying

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Been a lot of complaints about all these overseas NFL games being boring I think the Eagles and Jacksonville just broke that trend

Its starting to really blow here...garbage cans are trying to get away

Excuse me waiter but Will we be able to get a side of the plague with that diesel?

Can't wait to hear Maga Republicans who supported the Russian sanction bill in Lindsey Graham's name come out and defend his decision to start getting Diesel from Putin he really thinks this will help with the midterms because he's a f****** idiot

SCOOP: Rep. Max Miller's girlfriend of nearly two years was just indicted by a grand jury on three charges, including grand theft. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Unfortunately I have to defend DeSantis struggling to pronounce the name of this stupid hurricane I can't pronounce it every time either.. Isuzu.. Isaac Hayes.. he says he is..is as I is... must not be a real word