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Klipy has been pretty great for seeing all my GIFs suddenly take an enormous jump in impressions. Mwahahaha. So many Discovery GIFs and Blacklist GIFs now being used. YES! MWAHAHAHA. Check out the Krostori tag on Klipy <3

Sorry I've been burnt out on a lot but please do consider sharing this and taking a look. I'm lucky enough to call Jon and Susan some of my best friends and what they're going through is... a nightmare. www.gofundme.com/f/standing-w... #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #Fundraiser #GoFundMe

Sorry I've been burnt out on a lot but please do consider sharing this and taking a look. I'm lucky enough to call Jon and Susan some of my best friends and what they're going through is... a nightmare. www.gofundme.com/f/standing-w... #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #Fundraiser #GoFundMe

RE: https://mastodon.world/@jonsjava/115975166614246182 And please do share. I'm lucky enough to call Jon one of my best friends, and Susan as well. I've also been lucky enough to talk to Leon who is a bundle of joy. Please do consider taking a look and sharing it, even if the world is on fire […]

When the day is long and your friend is exhausting. #StarTrekGifs #startrekdiscovery #DSC #Tenor #GifMaker #ReactionGifs

The GIFs continue

Who ever said a Klingon couldn’t wear a little casual attire?

Hey y'all, I've been hesitant to post this, but I'm running out of time and options. I have until the 10th to come up with about $1,000 for my power bill, or my power will get shut off. If you can help at all, I'd really appreciate it. Pic for engagement, links to help below. 🙏

It made me sad that there are no #StarTrekDiscovery gifs... so... I've made over 100 of them. 40 are approved. The rest are on the way. I'm only on episode 5 of season 1. No. I'm not stopping. Go take a look... tenor.com/users/krostori #StarTrekGifs #StarTrek #GifMaker #DSC #Tenor #Discovery

Apparently, everyone here is also just now finding out about the "big beautiful bill" controversy from pre-Federation history. All thanks to a temporal link to Bsky. What the hell are our historians even doing? Ketracel White? #BigBeautifulBill #SPO #LLAP #StarfleetShocker #BrassBlower #Trumpet

Whales 🥰

Loads of great stuff from Joe recently, especially but not exclusively related to Rick Sternbach and TNG (that's just what catches my eye). I'm guessing there's an auction happening!

The newly announced Crichton-class has currently been put on hold after it was discovered that the ship missed one key component... A warp core. Lead Designer is currently undergoing ADHD assessments. Perhaps the class-name was more accurate than thought. ~Cmdr. BF #LiveLongAndHuh #LLAP #SPO #ADHD

Why did LEGO give the nacelles a circumcision? #Lego #StarTrek #LegoStarTrek

USS Endeavour reports successful first contact with the Zalthians. Cultural exchange went smoothly until our diplomats mentioned "the cloud." Zalthians now demanding we explain why we "imprison data in the sky." Linguistics team working overtime. ~Lt.Cmdr. BF #LLAP #SPO #TechSupport #ConvoCrapshoot

A bully believes that kindness is weakness. A fool believes that bullying is strength. A true warrior knows that a bully is weak, and that compassion and kindness are strengths they could never comprehend.

Elaborating on this... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for asking for help AGAIN... ko-fi.com/post/Things-... #MutualAid #GoFundMe #KoFi #FinancialAid

Elaborating on this... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for asking for help AGAIN... ko-fi.com/post/Things-... #MutualAid #GoFundMe #KoFi #FinancialAid

Starfleet reports note that Prefect Durrl of Lemora Prime is restricting subspace assemblies. Victims include dissenters, reformists and one individual identified only as "The Funny Jimmy". Protests are ongoing ~Cmdr. BF #LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #OneJokeTooFar #FreedomOfSpeech #FreedomOfProtest

When you come up with a clever retort to a terrible person too late, tell it to a friend. This will help you save it in your mind should another situation to use it arise. Over time you'll accumulate a mighty store of scathing takedowns against those who require it.

Greatest moment in all of Star Trek? Or do you have a wrong opinion? #StarTrek #TNG #InnerLight #StarTrekClips #Picard

Queer minds think (close enough) alike #StarTrek #GarakAndBashir #DS9 #GayTrek

Crew Reminder: Do not trust Old Earth scientists names. The 'Harlem Shake Field' sounded harmless so a patrol entered unprepared. Unexpected and instant thrashing disabled two sensor arrays and one replicator. Research names first... ~Ens. HG #LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #PopCulture #DatedReferences

Second verse is same as the first

I'm bored, I'm lonely, it's late and the weekend. Know what that means? Time for STAR TREK! But in the form of gaming! Stop by to check out Star Trek: Resurgence if you've got a few minutes to kill and say hi! www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets #StarTrek #Gaming #TwitchStream #StarTrekResurgence

Sorry I haven't been super active lately. Turns out that I wasn't quite as wary and as careful as I should have been with who I trusted. Kinda fucked me up a bit the past couple months. Things should be changing a bit now. Love y'all <3

Exclusive: ‘Strange New Worlds’ EPs On Why S4 Will Be Better, And Which ‘Star Trek’ Character NOT To Expect #startrek #strangenewworlds #tos https://bit.ly/snwepsons4s5

The USS Phukbrmn left today on her maiden voyage only to return minutes later for 'repairs'. The cause? The ships dedication plaque had been swapped with a 'Premium Advertising Plaque' that showed the nearest Quark's. Investigation ongoing... pending bribes. ~Capt. SP #LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #Quark

Here we boldly go...

You know, that was fun... And we don't have anything about the USS Resolute in our records... Fascinated to see where these logs go. We'll be live again in 70ish minutes from this post @ 5pm EST // 2pm PST. #Twitch #SPO #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #StarTrek #Stream #Gaming

Huh... There seems to be a bit of a "Resurgence" in gaming amongst the #SPO crew lately. Why not drop in and check out a Trek story you may not have seen before? www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets #Gaming #TwitchStream #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #Twitch

It is entirely possible to be abundantly kind and generous while simultaneously not putting up with anyone's abusive nonsense.

It's pretty well known around Spacedock at this point that we at the Press Office have access to some temporal shenanigans. However, we never expected listening to this megamix while filing the weekend reports would end up with a "70s Temporal Incursion" complaint. ~Capt. SP youtu.be/HuK1WxxbmnE

Whenever someone is unkind to you, do something kind for yourself to counteract it both in your own heart and mind and in the wider world beyond.

I don't believe in fate. But sometimes you just happen to watch the right report when you need to. It's been a rough few days of realizing someone who I cared about didn't care about me. This hits... hard. ~Capt. SP #LLAP #SPO #Friendship #StarTrekClips #TNG #TrustAndBetrayal #EmotionalConsequences

We at the Press Office have seen the wishing "ill will" on JK Rowling But personally? We wish a long and lengthy stay at a Cardassian prison colony. How bad could it possibly be. You share the same views, are reptilian-like and have cutlery for a head. ~Capt. SP #JKRowling #JessieGender

Trust me. The rest of us around the Press Office were just as confused by this new documentary as you were. WHY DOES ADMIRALTY NEVER BOTHER CHECKING WITH YOUR LITERAL PRESS CORPS! ~Capt. SP #SPO #SNW #StarTrek #LLAP #StarfleetDocumentary

A follower, Sarah M, asked "Do the transporters calibrate how much shit is inside of you? Or does it empty your bowels during transport?" What a great question Sarah! Replicator stock has gotta come from somewhere. Besides, great in an 'emergency'. #StarfleetQnA #Transporters #MovingOn #SPO #LLAP