Alice

Alice

@starinthetitle.bsky.social

Nerd, artist, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.

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Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social

great episode for these tonight 😂

Alice@starinthetitle.bsky.social

my favourite running threads this season are Acaster's ongoing existential crisis, and Joanne being so confidently wrong every time #celebritytraitors

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Micah
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the internet peaked on this day and you cannot convince me otherwise

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Alice
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there will be signs

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Alice
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lmao my sister just texted me that she’s reading the #celebritytraitors subreddit and there’s what I can only assume is a bot stealing my posts from here??

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Jerry disconsolately eating a cookie and muttering "We're screwed, we know nothing" is iconic, I fear #celebritytraitors

Alice
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so creepy and bizarre, those weren’t exactly scorching hot takes I’m desperately protective of, I was just casually live-blogging, but still…I wonder if it’s just scraping anything with the hashtag from here 😒

Alice
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low key kind of rude to randomly subtitle James Blunt like that, as if his accent got so posh suddenly it was actually incomprehensible 😂 #celebritytraitors

Alice
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It's baffling to me that this article just assume that everyone has the space to do this?? I'm 34 years old and I do not own a dining table. Where the hell am I going to put guests at a dinner party in my one bedroom flat?? Almost everyone I know of my generation is the same boat...

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com

This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

theguardian.comThe dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it?
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Alice
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most people my age, even if they are lucky enough to have a partner and therefore two incomes, are in a small flat at best, I don't know ANYONE under the age of 60 with enough space to host a dinner party

Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social

It's baffling to me that this article just assume that everyone has the space to do this?? I'm 34 years old and I do not own a dining table. Where the hell am I going to put guests at a dinner party in my one bedroom flat?? Almost everyone I know of my generation is the same boat...

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com

This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

theguardian.comThe dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it?
Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social

the only person I know of my generation who even has enough space for a table at ALL is my sister, who (at almost double my annual salary) makes enough to afford a two-up, two-down terraced house. It has a table crammed into a corner just big enough for two seats - one for her son and one for her

Alice
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early autumn is always rough for a uni town, what with the influx of new diseases from students, but this year I swear we have all just been RIVEN with illness, it’s been rough

Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social

my favourite running threads this season are Acaster's ongoing existential crisis, and Joanne being so confidently wrong every time #celebritytraitors

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Alice
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great, police car number 2 and also one of the guys is talking on his radio DIRECTLY outside my bedroom window might just give up on sleep and read my book for a bit

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Alice
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ah, and here come the police they do turn their sirens off when it’s this late, I’ll give them that, but the blue flashy lights always come through the edges of my curtains into the bedroom

Alice
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it’s like a whole month until Bonfire Night!! It’s like 2 months until Diwali!! What the fuck are you even celebrating?? The general flammability of terraced houses??

Alice
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'I don't believe in people having good instincts' actually the only smart thing anyone on this show has ever said maybe #celebritytraitors

Alice
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'at this stage there's not a lot of tangible stuff to go on' she says, sitting right next to the guy who literally said it out loud?? 😂 #celebritytraitors