Justin R. Reed

I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.

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Absolutely losing it over this lady who appears to run a business of "lay on a massage bed as I stand over you with a horse nearby" DEEP EMOTIONAL THERAPY and advertises it with phrases like YOU CAN HIDE FROM A HUMAN. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM A HORSE. AS PREY ANIMALS, HORSES READ TRUTH BEFORE WORDS.

The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:

@jonbois.bsky.social Jon, are you familiar with the time Rod Allen was playing baseball in Japan, got hit by the pitcher, charged the mound, and then has to chase the man all through the outfield?

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Costco switched out the beer cheese and mustard dips in the Pretzel bites for a queso blanco sauce I am enraged

Go off Samwise

Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid

FLIP comes out Sept 23rd and I'M GOING ON TOUR THIS FALL TO PROMOTE IT!!! ✨ (And this is missing 2 stops that I can't announce yet. @_@) Am I coming to your city? ✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨

The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies

Turning on the light to Tuesday. Today's sunrise in Chicago.

I think about this all the time

No cheating, post your lockscreen

Stephen A Smith having Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams on his show is a fever dream. What world is this

The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon

27 was the number I wore in youth sports. That's how long I've used this handle lol.

I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

Completely idiotic decision by the NHL to black out any game with Ovi. One goal away from setting the record and people in Chicago can't watch it unless they have the extra special NHL package.

Song by an artist no longer living. youtu.be/jsLC9qEsRiU?...

I wonder if noted Marxist historian Howard Zinn was aware Karl Max strongly supported Abraham Lincoln and the Union during the Civil War. Seems unlikely.

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

veteran journalists encouraging aspiring journalists to enter the field

Someone else can probably do a better job of it, but here's "Syrian Girl"'s meltdown video for Bluesky. Three pieces to fit the 1 min limit. 1/3..

Time Out Market in Chicago: Pretty cool!

This is actually something neat about how Tolkien, to my mind, understands and presents power and contests of power. Supernatural characters don't have don't have a static 'power level' like a D&D character and their strength often isn't show in straight fights.

Today is the day I get my window AC units put in. Hopefully.

The man next to me at the Chicago Tottenham bar has a bacon calendar and ordered 6 sides of bacon. I am concerned.

The frustration of finishing a book but being unable to update my progress on goodreads