The silver lining to the slog of moving old pictures over to a new image host is discovering OFMD stuff I forgot I had. Ignore the background, this is definitely Fang and Izzy posing as Lucius draws their wedding portrait.
edizzy and each of their lists a mile long of things that the other has done that severely hurt them over the years, each of which they have silently agreed to never talk about because they know if one of them brought any of it up the other would pull out their own list
stede comes down to have tea w him everyday and update him on things despite his complaints and pleas to stop. eventually he starts giving his own advice back and though it is usually “kill him” or something stede is just happy he’s involving himself
Modern AU Handyman CJ makes the same joke every time he gets the stud finder out & thats he either makes a beeping noise when he scans himself.
Or he does it to Izzy.
imagine izzy challenged stede to a duel but instead of leaving the ship the loser must fulfill a winner's wish, so izzy expecting smth like 'go away and never show up again' but stede just makes him free use for a night
what if your greatest comfort in this world was also the source of the worst pain you have ever experienced? what if that was a person? what if you've spent half your life with them and now you can't remember the difference between love and suffering anymore? happened to my good friend izzy hands 😔