🤡The April Fool🤡

The line that introduced us to possibly one of the greatest characters to ever appear on television. <3 #ofmd #izzyhands

Lrt there were at least 2 girls at my high school who got nose jobs, one that got a boob job, and one got a reduction. None were 18 yet, so please miss me with any permanent surgery on minors bs. It’s transphobia. Always has been.

Kind of funny, in an Ancient Greek Hell kind of way, that this guy handed Trump the presidency in 2016, and as a reward Trump is kicking him in the teeth forever. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

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An AU where the two of them are a little less misanthropic and go into teaching. Alexander accepts the task of monitoring the new GSA since there are no other openly queer staff and he feels obligated. The kids like him because he’s easy to rile up.

Jack-o'-Lantern - Gator Days

The thing about getting people to vote for you is you have to actually offer them something "Im gonna segregate your community you slur, but vote for me cause maybe I wont harm other people as much as the other guy" is about as compelling as suggesting rat poison as a snack.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

nonbinary person with a cock: this is my theyhood

Maybe the headless horseman has terrible insurance and an evil pumpkin is the only prosthetic it would cover.

I wonder if its because we need some sort of safe outlet to feel all the terrible, life threatening daily terrors we are forced to live with? Maybe feel some kind if catharsis when the untenable evils and billionares are defeated or recieve any kind of comeuppance? Nah thats dumb its obviously satan

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

ned's just doin it for the lulz

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Izzy Hands

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

Looking forward to the next two years of Oops All Iran-Contra before President Vance pardons everyone on the way out the door

It begins.

Miss Dizzy Izzy, the fainting rose of the molly house - some say, she likes her corsets too tight, some suspect, it's nothing but a fuckery to get the attention of a certain twat. #OFMDWhumptober fills corset too tight & dizziness; dedicated to @wax-and-wings.bsky.social #ofmd #ofmdart #izzyhands

Telling children they're not allowed to object to physical contact from relatives is not building resilience, it's setting them up for abuse.

make izzy pretty 💄 🌹

a message from the future

Friction is so important to creative work that people *add* friction to allow themselves to do it. Just one example: meter, in poetry. You create a framework that restricts you, that limits you, in order to give your thoughts a scaffold within which to build.

Starlink has given Elon Musk enormous influence over the war in Ukraine, and also the U.S. military and other NATO militaries that use the technology. https://to.pbs.org/4zcRD8H

my nothing #mynothing

Do I have to say it?

So tired of all these liars and players telling me they're the man who's gonna marry me. Like, okay, lover, tell me if you can: who's gonna buy the wedding bands? I mean, times being what they are, hard and getting harder all the time