Howard Wilson II

Until this happens, we will continue speaking truth to power. 👊

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Four Seasons Landscaping. Portland Oregon. I'm not saying these people are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I'm saying they're the dumbest motherfuckers in the universe.

On this Thanksgiving Eve, I want to remind our Canadian friends (as if we have any left) to be extra thankful they don't live in the festering shitshow to the South.

Remember, remember the Third of November Food recalls, ICE thugs, and war. I see no reason that this bastard's treason should be ignored anymore. -OR- Remember, remember the Third of November Corruption, dementia, and rape. Get our souls back & the respect that we lack by getting rid of this ape.

Someone told me once that I used the “F” word too much - I asked them what the fuck they were talking about? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭🤣

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To Eric Dipschmitt: Resign, dirtbag.

Let's ease back on the Trump falling asleep thing. Guys, you know how you need a recharge period after doing the deed? Imagine how you would feel after fucking the entire world. Besides, you know how babies get if they don't have their nap. If you can't tell I am being sarcastic: Hi, have we met?

Thank you President Releasetheepsteinfiles! www.barchart.com/story/news/4...

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The best thing about America is even the village idiot can become President. The worst thing about America is the village idiot did.

The minerals of democracy?

Today would be a great day for it.

I read an article that said Elon Musk is miserable because he thinks everyone hates him, and that made me sad. Dude, I don't want you to think everyone hates you. I want you to know it. Everyone hates you.

For Election Tampering And Theft Of Private Data, Also Just For Being A Twat!

Me: "You wanna go upstairs?" Him: "Oh yeah." Me: "Do you have protection?" Him: [startled] "Why, what's up there?"

Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention.

When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.

Lake Release The Fucking Epstein Files Already. Gulf Of Release The Fucking Epstein Files Already. I can do this all day, asshole. Wanna rename a mountain?

I remember the pages of print out directions with fondness

Cold day in Hell before I call it Lake America. HOMES, motherfucker. Although If we replace the O with A and rearrange the letters, it does spell SHAME...

Who's going to stop Megatron NOW?

It doesn’t bother me he keeps falling asleep, only that he keeps waking up.

On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...

Random thought number eight thousand six hundred forty seven: What took us 250 years to build was destroyed by one dipshit in about as many weeks, give or take.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake. At least I outlived the turtle, that motherfucker's been dead a month and a half.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social This is the date that will be written next to your name in the history books.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social The State Constitution gives you the right to nominate a replacement. Too bad it doesn't give you the balls.

If the universe is just and has a wicked sense of humor, this is exactly how IT will happen.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social

(Me, learning that someone I thought was interesting and maybe even cool is anti-trans) Huh, well, that's that then (Drops the whole person into the bin)

So the only evidence of life is a statement and a picture nobody believes? How long after Aug 4 will he have a "sudden turn for the worse"? Will he last to the weekend or are they gonna be SUPER obvious about it?

So the turtle may still be alive (yeah right, go on live TV, I dare you). But if he is, consider this. He knows EXACTLY how people will react to the news of his death. He knows he is nothing but a pawn in a very very sick game. His passing will not be mourned, but celebrated. And he knows this.

Turtle soup and graham crackers, Satan? You know that's not a complete meal. You should have fruit. Perhaps an orange?

Thoughts and prayers.

The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.

Measles is back, there's screwworms in the meat, veggies give you the explosive shits, a nearby town is under a boil order due to E Coli, our government is run by literal dead people. But hey! At least we didn't elect a SKIRT, amirite, fellas? HE MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB FOREVER! tinyurl.com/yc65puvs